[repeated line]
Guan Yin: I am Guan Yin, and Guan Yin has done this.

[repeated line]
Guan Yin: I am Guan Yin, and Guan Yin has done this.
[from trailer]
Bill Marks: I hate flying. The lines. The crowds. The delays…
Jen Summers: I always kinda liked it. Six hours. One seat. Nobody can get to you.
Michael MacCauley: Hey, Goldman Sachs. On behalf of the American middle class, fuck you.
Dr. Emil Harting: But you don't need a history to have a future.
Hank Marlow: Hey, what happened with the war? Did we win?
James Conrad: Which one?
Hank Marlow: Uh-huh. That makes sense.
Nathan Garrity: My friend Teddy says your life flashes in front of your eyes when you die. I think it would be better if it did that while you lived. That way, you could see all the good memories and be happy.
Nathan Garrity: Why's it not happening? Why's my life not flashing before my eyes?
Michael: What are you? Bionic?
Zohan: No, no, no, no, no, I only like the girls… Thanks anyways.
Damon Macready: So… Have you thought a little more about what you might want for your birthday?
Mindy Macready: Can I get a puppy?
Damon Macready: [surprised] You wanna get a dog?
Mindy Macready: Yeah, a cuddly fluffy one, and a Bratz movie-star make over Sasha!
[Damon is stunned]
Mindy Macready: [laughs] I'm just fucking with you Daddy! Look, I'd love a Benchmade model 42 butterfly knife.
Damon Macready: [relieved] Oh, child… You always knock me for a loop!
Ringo: Funny thing about safe deposit boxes… ain't nothing safe about them.
Monarch: Racers should race, cops should eat donuts.