Machete: Machete don't text.

Machete: Machete don't text.
Marvin Boggs: I never thought I'd say this again. *I am getting the pig*!
Margot: I'm scraps of sketches of lines… Scraps of a woman you love…
Travis Block: You name it, I've probably done it.
Britt Reid: Kato, I want you to take my hand, and I want you to come with me on this adventure.
Kato: I go with you, but I don't want to touch you.
Stig-Helmer Olsson: [after Roderic and Fiona McDougall repeatedly pronounces his name Steve] It's pronounced Stig.
Moe Fitch: Well, well, well. If it isn't the Ukrainian sidekick.
Alfonz: I don't think of myself that way. I am the lead character in my own story.
Sea rescue operator: Sea rescue central Stockholm!
Stig Helmers mamma: My name is mrs Olsson. I am worried about my son who is in the archipelago.
Sea rescue operator: What is his position?
Stig Helmers mamma: His position? I believe that he's a controller at Toastmaster Ltd…
Sea rescue operator: The position of the boat! Where is the boat?
Stig Helmers mamma: He is somewhere near a phone booth because he called me a few moments ago.
Sea rescue operator: Then you shouldn't worry mrs Olsson. Thank you for calling.
[last lines]
Detective Park Doo-Man: Did you see his face?
[Girl Nods]
Detective Park Doo-Man: What did he look like?
Schoolgirl: Well… kind of plain.
Detective Park Doo-Man: In what way?
Schoolgirl: Just… ordinary
John Merrick: I AM NOT AN ELEPHANT! I AM NOT AN ANIMAL! I AM… A HUMAN BEING! I… AM… A… MAN!