Buddy: [whispering to the department store Santa] You sit on a throne of lies!
Christmas at the Plaza
[last lines]
Elizabeth: Observe, Lord Burghley, I am married. To England.
Hobbit: En oväntad resa
Galadriel: Mithrandir? Why the Halfling?
Gandalf: I don't know. Saruman believes that it is only great power that can hold evil in check. But that is not what I have found. I've found it is the small things, everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay. Simple acts of kindness and love. Why Bilbo Baggins? Perhaps it is because I am afraid, and he gives me courage.
Harry Potter och hemligheternas kammare
Dumbledore: It is not our abilities that show what we truly are. It is our choices.
A good day to die hard
John McClane: The shit we do for our kids. Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
Mystery on Mistletoe Lane
David: He's not very jolly!
Heidi Wicks: He's Grinchy?
Die hard 4.0
Matt Farrell: You just killed a helicopter with a car!
John McClane: I was out of bullets.
Släkten är värst
Dina Byrnes: I had no idea you could milk a cat!
Greg Focker: Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples.
Jack Byrnes: [He reacts] I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?
The Cable Guy
Chip Douglas: The future is now! Soon every American home will integrate their television, phone and computer. You'll be able to visit the Louvre on one channel, or watch female wrestling on another. You can do your shopping at home, or play Mortal Kombat with a friend from Vietnam. There's no end to the possibilities!
Kopps
Agneta: Benny, Do you think my tits are baggy?