Honor Elizabeth Wainio: Hi, Mom, it's me. I'm on the plane that's been hijacked. I'm just calling to tell you that I love you, and goodbye. This really kind woman handed me the phone and she said to call you.

Honor Elizabeth Wainio: Hi, Mom, it's me. I'm on the plane that's been hijacked. I'm just calling to tell you that I love you, and goodbye. This really kind woman handed me the phone and she said to call you.
Mona: I'll go to bed now.
Bosse: [keeps looking at the television]
Mona: I'll go to bed now.
Bosse: [still looking at TV]
Mona: What if I go and cut my throat?
Bosse: [laughs silently at the TV]
Mona: Well, good night anyway!
Dick: I prefer Dick.
Hildy Good: Where are blackouts when you need them?
Captain Dickson: He's white, that means people actually give shit.
Schmidt: Um, I would just like to say that I would give a shit if he were black.
Machete: Machete don't text.
Marvin Boggs: I never thought I'd say this again. *I am getting the pig*!
Margot: I'm scraps of sketches of lines… Scraps of a woman you love…
Travis Block: You name it, I've probably done it.
Britt Reid: Kato, I want you to take my hand, and I want you to come with me on this adventure.
Kato: I go with you, but I don't want to touch you.