[puts on glasses]
You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses, would you?
[Ralph smacks the King with the glasses]
You hit a guy, with glasses. That’s… that’s… well-played.
Wake up, Ben. Hey, rise and shine, big boy. How you feeling?
Where am I?
Back on Earth. We’re in quarantine. Victor’s medical facility.
Oh, they’re fine. Everybody else is fine.
What’s wrong with me?
I swear to you, Ben, they’ve done everything humanly possible. The best plastic surgeons in the world are here, Ben. You had the best.
[Johnny picks up a hand mirror on the bed table before Ben can reach it, reluctant to give it to him]
Give me that mirror.
I don’t think if that’s a good idea. They said the shock alone…
I said, give me that goddamn mirror!
Okay, Ben. Just be strong.
[Ben grabs it from him. Then slowly raises it to look and see that he’s totally normal]
Unfortunately, the doctors just couldn’t do anything to fix your face.
Get your stinking hands off me, you damn dirty human!
Are you trying to find my daddy?
Uh, yeah I am, sweetheart. I just want your daddy to be safe.
Hope you don’t catch him.
[after he realises that the key is stolen]
Difficult, not impossible.
All more proof you’re insane.
Why do you look so impressed?
[In the midst of a massive, violent sandstorm, after witnessing his fellow War Boys sucked off the War Rig into a vortex]
Oh, what a day… what a lovely day!
Jack, he was never the romantic type. For our anniversary he gives me pepper spray. PEPPER SPRAY. I think it’s perfume. I end up in the emergency room.