Dear Lord, thank you for giving me the strength and the conviction to complete the task you entrusted to me. Thank you for guiding me straight and true through the many obstacles in my path. And for keeping me resolute when all around seemed lost. Thank you for your protection and your many signs along the way. Thank you for any good that I may have done, I’m so sorry about the bad. Thank you for the friend I made. Please watch over her as you watched over me. Thank you for finally allowing me to rest. I’m so very tired, but I go now to my rest at peace. Knowing that I have done right with my time on this earth. I fought the good fight, I finished the race, I kept the faith.
Love those toenails, by the way.
Yeah? Predator Pink.
Matches your nipples.
[while on the stairs leading to the prison morgue]
Are you sure you’re ready for this?
I’ll do my best.
Your ”best”! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
Carla was the prom queen.
[cocks his gun]
[Gandalf is standing on the bridge, in front of the Balrog]
You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun! Go back to the shadow. You shall not pass!
[before kissing Aurora to awaken her from her enchanted sleep]
I will not ask your forgiveness because what I have done to you is unforgivable. I was so lost in hatred and revenge. Sweet Aurora, you stole what was left of my heart. And now I have lost you forever. I swear, no harm will come to you as long as I live. And not a day shall pass that I don’t miss your smile.
We’re the only ones who can do this! I’m kidding, we’re all gonna die. I’m just… sorry.
We know you’re frustrated, Jack Bruno…
No. No more ”Jack Bruno this, Jack Bruno that.” I’ve been asking for answers…
You already know the answers, Jack Bruno. My brother and I are indeed not from your planet.
That’s it? So that’s it? Mystery solved! You two want me to believe that you’re both aliens.
It is the truth.
Really? Well, you don’t look like aliens.
Well, what does an alien look like, Jack Bruno?
You know what aliens look like. They look like, like little green people with antennas and, and laser guns and, ”Take me to your leader, Earthlings.”