What exactly is that slave to you?
Everything that you are not.
[Deciding who should jump off first]
Right, you go first.
No, you go first.
[Thugs shoot at them]
I’ll go first.
[holding shoes Balthazar has just given him]
These are old-man shoes.
[having noticed that Balthazar is wearing the same style of shoe]
I love them… a lot.
Oh, you sure do pick the spots.
Yeah, I know. You know the next time you people come and drive us off our land I’m gonna find a nice piece of swamp that’s so God-awful, maybe then you’ll leave us the hell alone.
[over the phone]
What if I can’t find her?
[while watching her through the rifle scope]
It’s easy. She’s standing right next to you.
[Callahan dares a crook to shoot his hostage]
Go ahead, make my day.
There are mysteries to the universe we were never meant to solve. But who we are and why we are here, are not among them. Those answers we carry inside. I am Optimus Prime, and this message is to my Creators: leave planet Earth alone, ‘cause I’m coming for you!
You know the difference between fitting and proper?
Well, I’m not a trailer park poet like you, Kirby. You’re gonna have to tell me.
Well, it goes like this. I could shove my thumb up your ass right now and it would probably fit…
…but it wouldn’t be proper!