Novice Punk Nick:
Dimitri is a god. I hear he tracked them down to Oregon, and when Rose tried to put up a fight, he handed her ass.
Mason:
And what was left of that ass got chewed up by headmistress Kirova…
Rose Hathaway:
[Arriving to the conversation and interrupting Mason]
Ooh, surely you have something more interesting to discuss than my ass.
Mason:
Your boobies?
Bohdi:
Fear causes hesitation, and hesitation will cause your worst fears to come true.
Attar:
Get your stinking hands off me, you damn dirty human!
Wayne Kyle:
[to his sons]
There are three types of people in this world: sheep, wolves, and sheepdogs. Some people prefer to believe that evil doesn’t exist in the world, and if it ever darkened their doorstep, they wouldn’t know how to protect themselves. Those are the sheep.
Wayne Kyle:
Then you’ve got predators who use violence to prey on the weak. They’re the wolves.
Wayne Kyle:
And then there are those blessed with the gift of aggression, an overpowering need to protect the flock. These men are the rare breed who live to confront the wolf. They are the sheepdog.
Junior:
Daddy, look at that big ugly alligator
Buford T. Justice:
That reminds me; I gotta call yo’ mama tonight.
Tej:
Aw, hell no. They really went and scraped the bottom of the barrel here, didn’t they?
Roman Pearce:
Guess they did, considering your ass is here. When are you gonna give Martin Luther King his car back?
Tej:
As soon as you give Rick James his jacket back.
Jack Hall:
[on Sam failing calculus]
I’m not angry. I’m disappointed.
Sam Hall:
Do you wanna hear my side of it?
Jack Hall:
Sam, how can there be two sides?
Sam Hall:
Hey, look, I got every question right on the final and the only reason why Mr. Spengler failed me was because I didn’t write out the solutions.
Jack Hall:
Why not?
Sam Hall:
I do them in my head.
Jack Hall:
Did you tell him that?
Sam Hall:
I did. He didn’t believe me. He said if he couldn’t do them in his head then I must be cheating.
Jack Hall:
Well, that’s ridiculous! How can he fail you for being smarter than he is?
Sam Hall:
That’s what I said.
Jack Hall:
[smirks]
You did? How’d he take it?
Sam Hall:
He flunked me, remember?
Marcus Burnett:
Hey man where-where-where’s your cup holder?
Mike Lowrey:
I don’t have one.
Marcus Burnett:
What the f- w’you mean you don’t have one? Eighty thousand dollars for this car and you ain’t got no damn cup holder?
Mike Lowrey:
It’s $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. It’s a limited edition.
Marcus Burnett:
You damn right it’s limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin’ the fuck along.