Russel: [On his son being a serial murderer] You know when a dog bites you… you can either chain him up… or put him down Richard Dane: [Shocked] You’re gonna kill your own son? Russel: I can’t well chain him up now… can I
[from trailer] Denis Cooverman: I’m just trying to make it through the night alive. Rich Munsch: You’re not alive unless you’re livin’
Barnabus: Many who feel out-of-place here look down. But not you, Mike Pillsbury. You looked to the stars. Remarkable
Dr. Ian Sussman: [Disparagingly to Alan] Blogging is not writing. It’s graffiti with punctuation.
Kristoff: Your hair it’s turning white. Anna: Does it look bad? [beat] Kristoff: No. Olaf: You hesitated. 29
Samantha Jones: There ought to be a law against hiring a nanny who looks like that. Carrie Bradshaw: Yeah, the Jude Law
Lieutenant Debbie Callahan: You had impressive moves for a cadet. Cadet Nogata: Thank you. You see, it’s a matter of the mind being mightier than the bosom. Lieutenant Debbie Callahan: Interesting theory.
Robert Anderson: It was a failing grade. It was barely even literate