Undercover Brother

Undercover brother (2002)

Sistah Girl: Undercover Brother, Conspiracy Brother Conspiracy Brother: Hey, how ya doin. Undercover Brother: Good mornin! Conspiracy Brother: Good morning? Get on the desk, spy in the building! Spy… Undercover Brother: Don’t touch the fro! Conspiracy Brother: Back up off me man! Undercover Brother: Back up off me! Conspiracy Brother: Let me tell you something about the word ”good,” brotha. Good is an ancient anglo-saxon word, go-od, meanin the absence of color. I.E. it’s all good, which it is, OR Good Will Huntin’, meanin, ”I’m Huntin’ Niggas!” So when you say good morning, what your telling me is ”I’m gonna kill yo black ass, first thing in the mornin’!

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Calendar Girls

Kalenderflickorna (2003)

Annie: You baked that? Chris: I’m not a total dead loss as a woman. I can’t knit or make plum jam but I can bake a bloody Victoria sponge. Annie: Ok, thank you. Chris: Course, I didn’t actually bake this one – I got it at Marks and Spencer – but the point is… Annie: You can’t enter a cake you bought in a shop! Chris: Get off! It doesn’t matter where it comes from, does it? This is about putting up a united front against Highgyll. This isn’t bakery. It’s Zulu

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