Denise: Fucking crutch retard.

Denise: Fucking crutch retard.
Jeffrey Pelt: Listen, I'm a politician, which means I'm a cheat and a liar, and when I'm not kissing babies, I'm stealing their lollipops. But it also means I keep my options open.
Gardner Elliot: Tulsa?
Tulsa: Yes, Gardner?
Gardner Elliot: What's your favorite thing about Earth?
Tulsa: You are, Gardner.
Halliday: She wanted to go dancing, so we watched a movie.
Queen Atlanna: I am Atlanna, Queen of Atlantis.
Thomas Curry: I am Thomas, Keeper of Lighthouse.
Les Grossman: First, take a big step back… and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an un-Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!
Bruce Wayne:
We’re criminals, Alfred. We’ve always been criminals. Nothing’s changed.
Alfred:
Oh, yes it has, sir. Everything’s changed. Men fall from the sky, the gods hurl thunderbolts, innocents die. That’s how it starts, sir. The fever, the rage, the feeling of powerlessness that turns good men… cruel.
[after Hopper's tactic destroys the alien ship]
Captain Yugi Nagata: I can't believe that worked!
Alex Hopper: Yeah, Art of War, "fight the enemy where they aren't." After all these years, that finally just clicked.
Captain Yugi Nagata: But that's not what it means.
Alex Hopper: …Really?
Captain Yugi Nagata: Not even close.
Brian O'Connor: So, Dunn, looks like we're gonna be partners, bro. Could you tell me right quick what would be a better motor for my Skyline, a Gallo 12 or a Gallo 24?
Agent Dunn: Um…
[clears throat]
Agent Dunn: 24?
Brian O'Connor: I didn't know pizza places made motors.
Phil Foster:
I say, we sit back and relax and enjoy a spread of their finest fruits of the sea.
[opens menu]
Phil Foster:
Or, I will just suck on a napkin. Holy mama, look at these prices.
Claire Foster:
[scroffs]
If we are gonna pay this much for crab, it better sing and dance and introduce us to the Little Mermaid!