Car Passenger: Hey… you wanna see something really scary?

Car Passenger: Hey… you wanna see something really scary?
Lestat: Don't be afraid. I'm going to give you the choice I never had.
Preacher: Einstein's theory of relativity. Grab hold of a hot pan, second can seem like an hour. Put your hands on a hot woman, an hour can seem like a second. It's all relative.
Tom Scoggins: I spent four years at CalTech, and that's the best physics explanation I've ever heard.
Buddy: [whispering to the department store Santa] You sit on a throne of lies!
Claire Wellington: I asked myself, "Where would people never notice a town full of robots?"
[gasps]
Claire Wellington: Connecticut.
Dean: The world is perfect. Appreciate the details.
Adam: Lily!
Lily: Now it's you who's gonna burn!
William Schenk: So, uh, how do you take your coffee in the morning?
Det. Zeke Banks: Alone.
William Schenk: Ok.
Skyler: How'd you come up with that?
Sean: I don't know. Shark Week.
Jack Torrance: Here's Johnny!