[during drive to lake]
Stifler:
Oh, yeah. The Stifmeister’s coming back to Grand Harbor. Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my ass and lick my balls. It’s Stifler time, baby. Whoo-hoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo-hoo.

[during drive to lake]
Stifler:
Oh, yeah. The Stifmeister’s coming back to Grand Harbor. Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my ass and lick my balls. It’s Stifler time, baby. Whoo-hoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo-hoo.
Christian Grey:
You insist on defying me, Mrs. Grey. What should I do about that?
Anastasia Steele:
[smiling]
Learn to live with it.
Christian Grey:
[answers phone]
Anastasia.
Anastasia Steele:
Yeah, this is me. I’m sending back your expensive books because I already have copies of those. Thanks though for the kind gesture.
Christian Grey:
You’re welcome. Where are you?
Anastasia Steele:
Oh, I’m in line because I have to pee really bad.
Christian Grey:
Anastasia, have you been drinking?
Anastasia Steele:
[laughs]
Yeah! I have, Mr. Fancy Pants. You hit… you hit the hail on the nead. I mean the head right on the nail.
Christian Grey:
Listen to me. I want you to go home right now.
Anastasia Steele:
You’re so bossy! Ana, let’s go for a coffee. No, stay away from me Ana! I don’t want you! Get away. Come here, come here! Go away!
Christian Grey:
That’s it. Tell me where you are.
Anastasia Steele:
A long way from Seattle! A long way from you.
Christian Grey:
Which bar? What’s it called?
Anastasia Steele:
I don’t know. I gotta go, though.
Christian Grey:
Which bar Ana?
Anastasia Steele:
[to girl in line]
I told him. Right?
Cal:
How about we say what we want on three? One, two, three.
Emily:
I want a divorce.
Cal:
[at the same time]
Creme brulee.
Dean Richmond:
Deals come and go. Wellman will always be Wellman. But you know what bothers me? I walking down the street and this 8-year old boy says, Look Mommy, there’s the Hamster’s BITCH!