Mooj: Hey Andy, don't let him bother you. It's okay not to have sex. Not eveybody's a pussy magnet. You, uh, what are you, 25?
Andy Stitzer: I'm 40.
Mooj: Holy shit, man, you got to get on that!

Mooj: Hey Andy, don't let him bother you. It's okay not to have sex. Not eveybody's a pussy magnet. You, uh, what are you, 25?
Andy Stitzer: I'm 40.
Mooj: Holy shit, man, you got to get on that!
Nicky: It's about distraction. It's about focus. The brain is slow and it can't multitask. Tap him here, take from there.
Allison:
The world’s a playground. You know that when you are a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
Lucy:
I’m in love with your son.
Ox:
I know.
Lucy:
Not that one.
[points to Peter]
Lucy:
That one.
[points to Jack]
Lindsay: Don't you believe there is someone for everyone?
Frank: Close. I believe that there is nobody for anyone.
Gin: I said this is called entrapment.
Mac: No, actually it's called blackmail. Entrapment is what cops do to thieves.
Robbie:
[singing]
I wanna make you smile whenever you’re sad / Carry you around when your arthritis is bad / All I wanna do is grow old with you. / I’ll get your medicine when your tummy aches / build you a fire if the furnace breaks / Oh it could be so nice, growin old with you. / I’ll miss you, kiss you, give you my coat when you are cold. / Need you, feed you, I’ll even let you hold the remote control. / So let me do the dishes in the kitchen sink / Put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink. / Oh I could be the man to grow old with you. / I wanna grow old with you.
Sharon Rivers:
I don’t want to sound foolish, but remember love is what brought you here. And if you’ve trusted love this far, don’t panic now. Trust it all the way.
Aubrey:
What’s your name?
Fat Amy:
Fat Amy.
Aubrey:
You call yourself Fat Amy?
Fat Amy:
Yeah, so twig bitches like you don’t do it behind my back.
Kathleen Kelly:
[in an email to Joe Fox]
The odd thing about this form of communication is that you’re more likely to talk about nothing than something. But I just want to say that all this nothing has meant more to me than so many somethings.