Dr. Schmetterlink: Sehr schön!
Charel-Ingvar 'Sickan' Jönsson: Ja, jag ser sjön.
Etikettarkiv: Kriminal
Polisskolan 6 – går under jorden
Ox: Knock, knock!
Sergeant Moses Hightower: Who's there?
Ox: Buu!
Sergeant Moses Hightower: Buu, who?
Ox: Quit crying! This will be over in a moment!
[Hightower lets go of Ox]
Sergeant Moses Hightower: Fighting is one thing, but bad jokes is where I draw the line!
[Hightower hits Ox and knocks him out]
The Whole Nine Yards
Jimmy: It's not important how many people I've killed. What's important is how I get along with the people who are still alive.
Charlies änglar
Charlie: Once upon a time there were three very different little girls who grew up to be three very different women with three things in common: they're brilliant, they're beautiful, and they work for me. My name is Charlie.
2 Guns
Bobby: You never heard the saying, never rob a bank across from a diner with the best donuts in three counties?
Polisskolan 6 – går under jorden
Ox: Knock, knock!
Sergeant Moses Hightower: Who's there?
Ox: Buu!
Sergeant Moses Hightower: Buu, who?
Ox: Quit crying! This will be over in a moment!
[Hightower lets go of Ox]
Sergeant Moses Hightower: Fighting is one thing, but bad jokes is where I draw the line!
[Hightower hits Ox and knocks him out]
Johan Falk: De 107 patrioterna
[subtitled version]
Rättens ordförande: I have to remind that you testify under oath.
Seth Rydell: Mm. But I saw nothing.
Åklagare: Then perhaps you can explain how you could see nothing. Since you in the police interviews have said that you were in the same shower room.
Seth Rydell: Soap, in the eyes.
Åklagare: Must surely have heard the scream?
Seth Rydell: I could put it like this… If you hear a scream and you stand in the shower in a big fucking shower room and your eyes are full with soap, is your first thought that there's some poor fellow who's getting stuffed down in the corner? No, that is hardly the first thought. You'll think, just as I did, that there is someone who has got soap in their eyes. And I want to add that the County Council's soap is strong as hell.
Polisskolan 5 – uppdrag Miami Beach
Capt. Thaddeus Harris: Some dickhead is standing in my sun!
Sgt. Nick Lassard: Oh, Captain Harris! Hey, I didn't see you there. You know, I don't think we've been introduced. My name is Nick…
Capt. Thaddeus Harris: I don't care who you are, buttwipe. Just get out of my sun!
Sgt. Nick Lassard: Buttwipe?
Capt. Thaddeus Harris: Scram, sleazeball!
Sgt. Nick Lassard: Okay, fine.
[Leaves]
Sgt. Nick Lassard: Buttwipe, huh? Never heard that before.
Lt. Proctor: That was great, Sir!
Capt. Thaddeus Harris: Proctor?
Lt. Proctor: Yes, Sir?
Capt. Thaddeus Harris: Now you're in my sun.
Bad Boys For Life
Marcus: I'mma penetrate this man's soul wit my heart.
Mike: What?
Polisskolan 4 – Kvarterspatrullen
Captain Harris: Don't touch those! Don't you ever touch my balls without asking!