Dignam:
[observing an exchange of microprocessors for money between Costello and Chinese triad members]
This is unbelievable. Who put the fuckin’ cameras in this place?
Police Camera Tech:
Who the fuck are you?
Dignam:
I’m the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.
Leslie Rodgers:
How do you sleep at night?
Parker:
I don’t drink coffee after 7.
Bobby:
You never heard the saying, never rob a bank across from a diner with the best donuts in three counties?
Arthur Fleck:
You don’t listen, do you? I don’t think you ever really hear me. You just ask the same questions every week. ”How’s your job?” ”Are you having any negative thoughts?” All I have are negative thoughts.
Eddie:
[on the intercom to Shaun]
I imagine in this moment you’re questioning whether or not you and your kids will make it out of this alive. The answer to that depends on who I am and what I’m capable of. You’re thinking ’If not me, then at least my kids, at all costs, get them back, no matter what I have to do’. But you know there is nothing you can do; you’re a woman, alone, at the mercy of strangers, your greatest weakness is trapped here, inside the house, with us. We will work this out, I promise, but from this moment on, you are going to have to do exactly as I say, or you and your kids will not survive this night.
Captain Dudley Smith:
Have you a valediction, boyo?
Jack Vincennes:
[gasping out a name]
… Rollo Tamasi.
[laughs, painfully, to himself as he dies]
Benoit Blanc: It's a weird case from the start. A case with a hole in the center. A doughnut.
Jack:
I don’t want to get in a bar fight. People are always getting in bar fights. It’s such a damn cliche. You hear about it all the time and you see it in the motion pictures, people are getting hit in the head with beer bottles, and furniture, and…
[breaks a bottle over a man’s head]
Charlie:
Once upon a time there were three very different little girls who grew up to be three very different women with three things in common: they’re brilliant, they’re beautiful, and they work for me. My name is Charlie.
[from end of movie bloopers]
Calvin Joyner: Are you not a super tool? You're not even Robbie Wheirdicht. You're Bob Stone!
Bob Stone: Shh! I made that name up.
Calvin Joyner: So what?
Bob Stone: It's not real.
Calvin Joyner: What does that mean? What, you think Mr. T, and Sting, and The Rock… You think those guys are real? That's a bunch of dumbass nicknames by a bunch of dumbass people.