Roman: This is crazy. We are not in Brazil. So we got cars flyin' in the air, on some 007 type shit? This is not what we do!
Tej Parker: Man you really gotta check that emotion. Your voice just went from Shaggy to Scooby Doo. This is not what we doooo roo roo!
Dimitri:
Smell my neck.
Ray Warding:
Uh, I am truly the least qualified person to smell you.
Ox:
Knock, knock!
Sergeant Moses Hightower:
Who’s there?
Ox:
Buu!
Sergeant Moses Hightower:
Buu, who?
Ox:
Quit crying! This will be over in a moment!
[Hightower lets go of Ox]
Sergeant Moses Hightower:
Fighting is one thing, but bad jokes is where I draw the line!
[Hightower hits Ox and knocks him out]
Roman:
This is crazy. We are not in Brazil. So we got cars flyin’ in the air, on some 007 type shit? This is not what we do!
Tej Parker:
Man you really gotta check that emotion. Your voice just went from Shaggy to Scooby Doo. This is not what we doooo roo roo!
Irene Adler: Why are you always so suspicious?
Sherlock Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically?
Brian O’Conner:
I lied to you. I lied to Dom, I lied to everybody. That’s what I do best. That’s why the feds recruited me.
Mia Toretto:
Maybe you’re lying to yourself. Maybe you’re not the good guy pretending to be the bad guy. Maybe you’re the bad guy pretending to be the good guy. Did you ever think about that?
Brian O’Conner:
Every day.
Elwood:
[2:00:54]
It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark… and we’re wearing sunglasses.
Jake:
Hit it.
Marcus:
I’mma penetrate this man’s soul wit my heart.
Mike:
What?
Shawn Boswell: Why'd you let me race your car? You knew I was gonna wreck it.
Han: Why not?
Shawn Boswell: 'Cause that's a lot of money.
Han: I have money, it's trust and character I need around me. You know, who you choose to be around you lets you know who you are. One car in exchange for knowing what a man's made of? That's a price I can live with.
Stan Fields:
Miss Rhode Island, please describe your idea of a perfect date.
Cheryl ”Rhode Island”:
That’s a tough one. I’d have to say April 25th. Because it’s not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.