Torsten: Are you going to call the police? But I am the police.

Torsten: Are you going to call the police? But I am the police.
Damon Macready: So… Have you thought a little more about what you might want for your birthday?
Mindy Macready: Can I get a puppy?
Damon Macready: [surprised] You wanna get a dog?
Mindy Macready: Yeah, a cuddly fluffy one, and a Bratz movie-star make over Sasha!
[Damon is stunned]
Mindy Macready: [laughs] I'm just fucking with you Daddy! Look, I'd love a Benchmade model 42 butterfly knife.
Damon Macready: [relieved] Oh, child… You always knock me for a loop!
Monarch: Racers should race, cops should eat donuts.
Mark Kaminsky: [11:33] You should not drink and bake!
Arthur Bishop: Good judgment comes from experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Anthony Lamb: Yeah, well. You in the cop business. So that makes you a murderer. But I'm in the murder business, so that just makes me a laborer. You see how that works?
Sergeant John MacLellan: Welcome to Watertown, motherfucker!
Nels Coxman: I'm gonna kill him, Brock.
Brock: Hm. Sure you are. What makes you think you can kill a man?
Nels Coxman: I've killed three of his guys.
Brock: What did you do with the bodies?
Nels Coxman: Wrapped them in chicken wire, threw them on the gorge.
Brock: Chicken wire?
Nels Coxman: Yeah, to let the fish get at them. They'll eat the flesh off the bones. So the bodies don't fill with gas and rise. They stay at the bottom.
Brock: Where j'you learn that?
Nels Coxman: I read it in a crime novel.
Ms. Georgia Kellogg: Some days it's best to be drinking.
Byron: Yeah.
James Carter: Who died, Lee?
Lee: You!
James Carter: Detective Yu?
Lee: Not Yu, you!
James Carter: Who?
Lee: You!
James Carter: Who?
Lee: Do you understand the words that are a-coming out of my mouth?
James Carter: Don't nobody understand the words that are comin' out of your mouth.