Sybil Stone:
[to Amy, after opening Meredith’s Christmas gift, a photo of a very pregnant Sybil]
That’s me and you, kid.
[Amy looks up, crying and nodding]
Sybil Stone:
Me and you.

Sybil Stone:
[to Amy, after opening Meredith’s Christmas gift, a photo of a very pregnant Sybil]
That’s me and you, kid.
[Amy looks up, crying and nodding]
Sybil Stone:
Me and you.
Jane Kano:
I need you to exhibit some attention-seeking behavior.
Sabina Wilson:
I have so many ideas.
George Wade:
Before you came into my life I could make all kinds of decisions, now I can’t, I’m addicted, I have to know what you think!
[holds up cufflinks]
George Wade:
What do you think?
Lucy Kelson:
George, I think you are the most selfish human being on the planet.
George Wade:
Well that’s just silly. Have you met everybody on the planet?
Lucy Kelson:
Goodbye George.
[she leaves]
Keith Michaels:
Dr. Lerner, you must have an opinion on this?
Dr. Lerner:
Hah! I have a wife and four daughters; I have no opinions.
Marvin Boggs:
I never thought I’d say this again. *I am getting the pig*!
[Arthur blows up a truck]
Charlie Croker: You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
Ernie:
Did he just call me a black cunt?
Coach:
Yes, he did.
Ernie:
He can’t do that. That’s racist.
Coach:
But you are black and you are a cunt, Ernie. Those are the facts. I don’t think Primetime cares what race you run in.
Ernie:
The fact that I’m black has nothing to do with the fact I’m a cunt.
Coach:
He didn’t say black people were cunts, Ernie. He was being specific to you. One has nothing to do with the other. And I’d go a step further and say it was a term of affection.
Ernie:
Primetime’s a Gypsy. I wouldn’t call him a pikey cunt.
Coach:
Why not? He might be very understanding. Only if it comes from a place of love, of course.
Stig Helmer: Cheese Doodles, morsan, inte schäz doddles.
Young Tanya: I just want to be upfront and say that I visually enjoy you.
Sarah Whittle: You just saw three monkeys go by on a motorcycle, didn't you?
Judy Shepherd: Yeah.
Sarah Whittle: Good girl. Come on.