Kathleen Kelly:
[in an email to Joe Fox]
The odd thing about this form of communication is that you’re more likely to talk about nothing than something. But I just want to say that all this nothing has meant more to me than so many somethings.
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Grown ups (2010)
Gloria:
I have a confession to make too. I’m really a man.
[Everyone – OH, Yeah, I told you, etc]
Gloria:
Just kidding! I’m really hurt that so many of you believed this.
Sunes sommar (1993)
[Rudolf is drinking coffee in the unattended candy stall when a couple of african american basketball players enter]
Rudolf Andersson:
The ordinary personal is back…
Basketspelaren:
Take it easy, all we want is coffee.
Rudolf Andersson:
Take it, it’s yours.
Basketspelaren:
And, I’ll have one of those… bye the way, what do you call, those?
[Pointing at a pile of chocolate balls]
Rudolf Andersson:
We call them ni -… nigg… no, no, no, no… we call them wienerbröd, wiener brudds.
Basketspelaren:
Oh no you don’t…
Ett bra år (2006)
Uncle Henry Skinner:
You’ll come to see that a man learns nothing from winning. The act of losing, however, can elicit great wisdom. Not least of which is, uh… how much more enjoyable it is to win. It’s inevitable to lose now and again. The trick is not to make a habit of it.
Blues brothers (1980)
Elwood:
[2:00:54]
It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark… and we’re wearing sunglasses.
Jake:
Hit it.
Wild wild West (1999)
Dr. Arliss Loveless:
Mister West! How nice of you to join us tonight and add COLOR to these monochromatic proceedings!
Capt. James West:
Well when a fella comes back from the dead, I find that an occasion to STAND UP and be counted!
Dr. Arliss Loveless:
Miss East informs me that you were expectin’ to see General McGrath here. Well, I knew him years ago, but I haven’t seen him in a COON’s age!
Capt. James West:
Well, I can see where it’d be difficult for a man of your stature to keep in touch with even HALF the people you know.
Dr. Arliss Loveless:
Well, perhaps the lovely Miss East will keep you from bein’ a SLAVE to your disappointment!
Capt. James West:
Well, you know beautiful women; they encourage you one minute, and CUT THE LEGS OUT from under you the next!
Miss Secret Agent 2: Armed and fabulous (2005)
Gracie Hart: I just don't see why I can't be Tina!
Sam Fuller: [with disdain] You don't see that?
Fortsätt läsa Miss Secret Agent 2: Armed and fabulous (2005)
Fun with Dick and Jane (2005)
[last lines]
Garth: Hey, how do you like the new wheels?
Dick Harper: Nice.
Garth: Hooked up with a new company. Great benefits.
Dick Harper: Yeah?
Garth: Yeah. They trade energy. It's called Enron!
Dick Harper: Huh.
Miss Secret Agent (2000)
Stan Fields:
Miss Rhode Island, please describe your idea of a perfect date.
Cheryl ”Rhode Island”:
That’s a tough one. I’d have to say April 25th. Because it’s not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.
Dum och ännu dummare (2003)
Lloyd Christmas: Hey, Har. You wanna hear the second most annoying sound in the world?
Harry Dunne: Sure.
[constantly rings the doorbell]
Harry Dunne: Yeah, that's pretty annoying.
Lloyd Christmas: No, not that.
Mrs. Stainer: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING RINGING OUR DOORBELL LIKE THAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?
Lloyd Christmas: That!