
Etikettarkiv: Komedi


Aloha Heart

Candid About Love

A Simple Favor
[repeated line]
Emily: Brotherfucker

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
Nick Cage: Paddington 2 is incredible.
Javi Gutierrez: I fucking told you.

Jönssonligan och Dynamit-Harry
Charles-Ingvar 'Sickan' Jönsson: The hole!
Rocky: Huh?
Charles-Ingvar 'Sickan' Jönsson: The hole!
Rocky: The hole?
Charles-Ingvar 'Sickan' Jönsson: The *clay*!
Rocky: Oh!
[gives Sickan a tiny clay horse]
Charles-Ingvar 'Sickan' Jönsson: What's this?
Rocky: I made a little horse!
Charles-Ingvar 'Sickan' Jönsson: [mashes the clay horse into a pulp]
Rocky: [shocked] My horse!

When Love Springs

Shithouse
Maggie Hill: You're like the girl from 13 Going on 30.
Alex Malmquist: …Jennifer Garner?
Maggie Hill: No, I'm talking about the movie 13 Going on 30, there's like, the girl with like the little house.
Alex Malmquist: Yeah! That's Jennifer Garner — you're talking about Jennifer Garner right now. She's– she's awesome in that movie. What are you talking about?

Vanguard
