Eliza Doolittle: The difference between a lady and a flower girl is not how she behaves, but how she is treated.
Etikettarkiv: Komedi
New Year’s Eve
Nat: We have an incredible sex life, but that's not the point. I love the Michael Jackson "Off the Wall" album, but I wouldn't necessarily want to only listen to that the rest of my life.
Naomi: Yeah, Oh honey, I been there. I mean you'll listen to it a lot in the beginning. You'll listen to it in all sorts of places. You'll listen to it in the car, in the disabled toilet cubicle in the McDonald's in Egham… in your unconscious Granny's hospital room.
Nat: Granny Mary?
Naomi: It's what she would have wanted… But then you know, you get to the point where you're not that bothered about listened to music at all. You just play it on birthdays or when you're very very drunk. Or, if someone shows you a Justin Bieber video when you're in the office and then you know, all you can think about is that.
Chloe: Isn't he like 15?
Naomi: Oh, he'd know what to do… I'd ruin Bieber!
Nat: You Would! You would ruin him.
What Happens in Vegas
Diana Prince: I will fight for those who cannot fight for themselves.
Mitt liv som hund
Ingemar: In fact, I've been kinda lucky. I mean, compared to others. You have to compare, so you can get a little distance from things. Like Laika. She really must have seen things in perspective. It's important to keep a certain distance. I think about that guy who tried to set a world record for jumping over buses with a motorcycle. He lined up 31 buses. If he'd left it at 30, maybe he would have survived.
Three Wise Men and a Baby
Stephan Brenner: She's so cool. Remind me why you dumped her again?
Taylor Brenner: I didn't.
Stephan Brenner: Ah. Yeah, that makes sense.
Min brors flickvän
Officer Stone: Murders make your best inmates. They're smarter, they know how to behave.
Frank Fogle: What about thieves?
Officer Stone: Your common thief, he's the worst. Don't want to listen. Don't want to work. Zero respect for the rules.
The Hating Game
Joshua Templeman: Lucy, I've had a lot of women…
Lucy Hutton: I seriously hope there's an end to that sentence.
Huset med den mystiska klockan
Jonathan Barnavelt: Have a look around, it's perfectly safe…
[a tentacled monster opens a door, Jonathan shoves it back]
Lewis Barnavelt: THAT's safe?
Jonathan Barnavelt: As long as it's fed.
Happiest Season
John: Hey, Harper not coming out to her parents has nothing to do with you.
Abby: How could it not?
John: Remind me, what did your parents say when you told them you were gay?
Abby: Um, that they loved and supported me.
John: That's amazing! My dad kicked me out of the house and didn't talk to me for 13 years after I told him. Everybody's story is different. There's your version and my version, and everything in between. But the one thing all of those stories have in common is that moment right before you say those words. When your heart is racing and you don't know what's coming next. That moment's really terrifying! And once you say those words, you can't un-say them. A chapter has ended, and a new one's begun. You have to be ready for that. You can't do it for anyone else.
[pauses]
John: Just because Harper isn't ready doesn't mean she never will be, and it doesn't mean she doesn't love you.
En förtrollad romans
Isabel Bigelow: [Jack Wyatt is being a jerk on "Inside the Actor's Studio." Isabel gets on the phone with Nina] Yes, I'm watching it.
[exclaims disgustedly; beat]
Isabel Bigelow: What's a "dick?"