Claire Wellington: I asked myself, "Where would people never notice a town full of robots?"
[gasps]
Claire Wellington: Connecticut.
Etikettarkiv: Komedi
The Lost City
Loretta: Why are you so handsome?
Jack Trainer: My father was a weatherman.
The Truman Show
Truman: [repeated line; frequently in the show] Good morning, oh and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
Long Story Short
Sam: Groundhog Day is not a documentary.
Baywatch
Summer Quinn: [about CJ Parker] Why does she always look like she's running in slow-mo?
Ronnie Greenbaum: You see it too?
Summer Quinn: And she always looks wet, but not too wet.
Ronnie Greenbaum: Right? She's the reason I believe in God.
Yrrol – en kolossalt genomtänkt film
[subtitled version]
Husband: What is it you want help with? My plane leaves…
Taxi driver: Rob a bank at Folkungagatan.
Husband: Isn't that quite illegal?
Taxi driver: Are you religious?
Husband: No, but I was raised in Danderyd…
Ghostbusters: Afterlife
Patty Tolan: [about Rowan's huge transformation] What part of "small and friendly" did he not understand?
Livet är en schlager
Mona: I'll go to bed now.
Bosse: [keeps looking at the television]
Mona: I'll go to bed now.
Bosse: [still looking at TV]
Mona: What if I go and cut my throat?
Bosse: [laughs silently at the TV]
Mona: Well, good night anyway!
The Estate
Dick: I prefer Dick.
21 Jump Street
Captain Dickson: He's white, that means people actually give shit.
Schmidt: Um, I would just like to say that I would give a shit if he were black.