Kelly Garrett: Angels are like diamonds. They can't be made, you have to find them. Each one is unique.
Etikettarkiv: Komedi
The internship
Ben: "You're never wrong to do the right thing."
Jules: Who said that, you?
Ben: Yeah. But I'm pretty sure Mark Twain said it first.
Polisskolan 4 – kvarterspatrullen
Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Son, where did you get that gun?
Cadet Eugene Tackleberry: [smiling proudly] My mum gave it to me.
Laws of attraction
Sara: Forgive me if I get a little emotional, but this is the day every mother dreams of. The day she watches her only daughter put a lock on her bedroom door, to keep her husband out.
Polisskolan 3: Begåvningsreserven
Lieutenant Debbie Callahan: You had impressive moves for a cadet.
Cadet Nogata: Thank you. You see, it's a matter of the mind being mightier than the bosom.
Lieutenant Debbie Callahan: Interesting theory.
Sällskapsresan 2 – snowroller
Göte: [repeated phrase] Put your weight on the downward ski, darling!
Sällskapsresan 2 – snowroller
Göte: [repeated phrase] Put your weight on the downward ski, darling!
Året jag slutade prestera och började onanera
Liv: Prioritize your pussy.
Drömkåken
Hardin Scott: She took my hand and led me out of the darkness and showed me that whatever our souls are made of, hers and mine are the same.
King of comedy
Rupert Pupkin: Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.