Summer Quinn: [about CJ Parker] Why does she always look like she's running in slow-mo?
Ronnie Greenbaum: You see it too?
Summer Quinn: And she always looks wet, but not too wet.
Ronnie Greenbaum: Right? She's the reason I believe in God.

Summer Quinn: [about CJ Parker] Why does she always look like she's running in slow-mo?
Ronnie Greenbaum: You see it too?
Summer Quinn: And she always looks wet, but not too wet.
Ronnie Greenbaum: Right? She's the reason I believe in God.
Leslie Rodgers: How do you sleep at night?
Parker: I don't drink coffee after 7.
King Arthur: Why have enemies when you can have friends?
Muse: Look at me.
Captain Richard Phillips: Sure.
Muse: Look at me.
Captain Richard Phillips: Sure.
Muse: I'm the captain now.
Morgan: Mother, did you get the two dick pics I sent you?
Charlie: Once upon a time there were three very different little girls who grew up to be three very different women with three things in common: they're brilliant, they're beautiful, and they work for me. My name is Charlie.
Bobby: You never heard the saying, never rob a bank across from a diner with the best donuts in three counties?
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Rättens ordförande: I have to remind that you testify under oath.
Seth Rydell: Mm. But I saw nothing.
Åklagare: Then perhaps you can explain how you could see nothing. Since you in the police interviews have said that you were in the same shower room.
Seth Rydell: Soap, in the eyes.
Åklagare: Must surely have heard the scream?
Seth Rydell: I could put it like this… If you hear a scream and you stand in the shower in a big fucking shower room and your eyes are full with soap, is your first thought that there's some poor fellow who's getting stuffed down in the corner? No, that is hardly the first thought. You'll think, just as I did, that there is someone who has got soap in their eyes. And I want to add that the County Council's soap is strong as hell.
Marcus: I'mma penetrate this man's soul wit my heart.
Mike: What?
Marcus Burnett: [while Reggie stands at the front door of the house] You a virgin?
Reggie: Yes.
Marcus Burnett: Good. Keep it that way. Ain't gonna be no fucking tonight.