Loretta: Why are you so handsome?
Jack Trainer: My father was a weatherman.

Loretta: Why are you so handsome?
Jack Trainer: My father was a weatherman.
Bullet: I like the way you handle that cart. Where'd you learn that technique?
H: I spent a lot of time at supermarkets. Shopping.
Summer Quinn: [about CJ Parker] Why does she always look like she's running in slow-mo?
Ronnie Greenbaum: You see it too?
Summer Quinn: And she always looks wet, but not too wet.
Ronnie Greenbaum: Right? She's the reason I believe in God.
Bohdi: Fear causes hesitation, and hesitation will cause your worst fears to come true.
Virgil: It's much easier to kill, but it's harder to survive.
Frank Martin: [Following a fight] You're gonna make me late
Frank Martin: [Has a gun snapped at him] You think this is the first time I have had a gun pointed at me?
Honor Elizabeth Wainio: Hi, Mom, it's me. I'm on the plane that's been hijacked. I'm just calling to tell you that I love you, and goodbye. This really kind woman handed me the phone and she said to call you.
Captain Dickson: He's white, that means people actually give shit.
Schmidt: Um, I would just like to say that I would give a shit if he were black.
Machete: Machete don't text.
Travis Block: You name it, I've probably done it.