Jake Lawson: [on Dutch Boy] This was my life's work, Max. You know, they said it was impossible, but we pulled it off. And it worked perfectly, without fail, day after day, year after year, so what do people do with it? Turn it into a gun.

Jake Lawson: [on Dutch Boy] This was my life's work, Max. You know, they said it was impossible, but we pulled it off. And it worked perfectly, without fail, day after day, year after year, so what do people do with it? Turn it into a gun.
Draco:
Who’s the girl?
Bowen:
A nuisance! Get rid of her.
Draco:
Why?
Bowen:
They’re trying to placate you with a sacrifice.
Draco:
[knowingly]
Oh, now whoever gave them *that* bright idea?
Bowen:
Never mind! Just get rid of her!
Draco:
How?
Bowen:
Eat her!
Draco:
Oh, please. YUCK!
Bowen:
Aren’t we squeamish; you ate Sir Egglemore, hypocrite!
Draco:
I merely chewed in self-defense, but I never swallowed.
Agent 47:
We determine who we are by what we do.
Agent 47:
Because that suitcase perfectly holds my Blaser Sniper Rifle, two .45s and a gag for irritating, talkative little girls like yourself. You want me to stop and get it out?
Nika Boronina:
I don’t know – you think we have time for foreplay?
[upon reaching Claw Island]
Robin:
Holey rusted metal, Batman!
Batman:
Huh?
Robin:
The ground, it’s all metal. It’s full of holes. You know, holey.
Batman:
Oh.
Jane Kano:
I need you to exhibit some attention-seeking behavior.
Sabina Wilson:
I have so many ideas.
Marian: You call that a disguise?
Robin of Loxley: Well it fooled everybody else!
Indiana Jones: Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali… in Hell!
The Penguin:
[while being bombarded by food]
Why is there always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?
Dr. Martin Harris:
Do you know what it feels like to become insane, doctor? It’s like a war between being told who you are and knowing who you are. Which do you think wins?