British Customs Officer:
[sees the name Mike Oxsmaull on Luke’s boarding pass]
My cock’s small?
Luke Hobbs:
[Embarrassed]
I go by Michael.
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Once upon a time in Venice (2017)
Spider:
I want my shit back!
Steve Ford:
I want my dog back.
Die hard – hämningslöst (1995)
Zeus:
Why you keep calling me Jesús? I look Puerto Rican to you?
John McClane:
Guy back there called you Jesús.
Zeus:
He didn’t say Jesús. He said, ”Hey, Zeus!” My name is Zeus.
John McClane:
Zeus?
Zeus:
Yeah, Zeus! As in, father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don’t fuck with me or I’ll shove a lightning bolt up your ass? Zeus! You got a problem with that?
John McClane:
No, I don’t have a problem with that.
En galen natt (2010)
Phil Foster:
I say, we sit back and relax and enjoy a spread of their finest fruits of the sea.
[opens menu]
Phil Foster:
Or, I will just suck on a napkin. Holy mama, look at these prices.
Claire Foster:
[scroffs]
If we are gonna pay this much for crab, it better sing and dance and introduce us to the Little Mermaid!
Blood diamond (2007)
Danny Archer:
Sometimes I wonder… will God ever forgive us for what we’ve done to each other? Then I look around and I realize… God left this place a long time ago.
Rovdjuret (1987)
Poncho:
You’re hit, man. You’re bleedin’.
Blain:
I ain’t got time to bleed.
Poncho:
Oh… okay.
[Poncho shoots a bunch of grenades up to the top of the cliff]
Poncho:
You got time to duck?
Extraction (2015)
[first lines]
Captor:
We have reason to believe you are not who you say you are, Mr. Parker. Your wife and son, Mr. Leonard Turner, CIA. I have men posted outside their door, back in Virginia, United States.
Leonard Turner:
Come again?
Captor:
For you to get this close, you must have friends, informants, collaborators, inside my organization. I want their names.
[hands him a pen]
Leonard Turner:
[begins writing]
Everybody?
Leonard Turner:
[suddenly stabs him with the pen and subdues everyone in the room]
You look so stupid with that pen in your neck.
Leonard Turner:
[pointing his own gun at him]
Don’t ever threaten my family again.
San Andreas (2015)
Emma: You left my daughter alone? If you're not already dead, I'm going to fucking kill you.
Fast & furious 7 (2015)
Roman: This is crazy. We are not in Brazil. So we got cars flyin' in the air, on some 007 type shit? This is not what we do!
Tej Parker: Man you really gotta check that emotion. Your voice just went from Shaggy to Scooby Doo. This is not what we doooo roo roo!
Heartbreak ridge (1986)
Jail Binger:
I don’t like soldier boys.
Highway:
Say what?
Jail Binger:
If you wanna pop that puppy’s can you don’t have to grease him so hard, jarhead.
Highway:
Well, it sounds like you’re a man of experience.
Jail Binger:
What the hell’s that supposed to mean, grunge shit.
Highway:
It means: Be advised. I’m mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea’s ass at 200 meters. So why don’t you go hump somebody else’s leg, mutt face, before I push yours in.
Jail Binger:
Ain’t gonna be so smart with your balls stuffed in your mouth, jarhead!
Highway:
[hands cigar to the young man]
Hang on to this, boy. I think war’s just been declared.