Ryan Bingham: [on the docks in Miami] You know that moment when you look into somebody's eyes and you can feel them staring into your soul and the whole world goes quiet just for a second?
Natalie Keener: Yes.
Ryan Bingham: [shrugs] Right. Well, I don't.
Natalie Keener: you're an asshole.
[from trailer; Venom controls Eddie's arm to slap Dan]
Eddie Brock: Oh! I am so sorry!
Venom: NOT sorry!
Winston Churchill: I am choosing between trials and tribulations. Do stop adding to them.
Jane Kano: I need you to exhibit some attention-seeking behavior.
Sabina Wilson: I have so many ideas.
Eleanor Shaw: The assassin always dies, baby. It's necessary for the national healing.
Matt Turner: Turbulence is inevitable. When everyone runs from the fire, you run to it.
Venom: Eyes, lungs, pancreas. So many snacks, so little time.
Benjamin Button: You can be as mad as a mad dog at the way things went. You could swear, curse the fates, but when it comes to the end, you have to let go.
Penny: My condition is 100% mental.
Thomas Westerburg: Hysterical blindness?
Penny: It's not that funny to me, Thomas.
Clark Griswold: There's Buckingham Palace, kids. That's where the Queen lives and works.
Audrey Griswold: Works? What does she do, Dad?
Clark Griswold: She queens… and vacuums.