Old Indian: Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."
Ferdinard, Marianne: Why do you look so sad? Because you speak to me in words and I look at you with feelings.
Paul: We control our thoughts which mean nothing, and not our emotions which mean everything.
Roadblock: In the immortal words of Jay-Z: "Whatever deity may guide my life, dear lord don't let me die tonight. But if I shall before I wake, I'd accept my fate."
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Emily: Brotherfucker
Charles-Ingvar 'Sickan' Jönsson: The hole!
Rocky: Huh?
Charles-Ingvar 'Sickan' Jönsson: The hole!
Rocky: The hole?
Charles-Ingvar 'Sickan' Jönsson: The *clay*!
Rocky: Oh!
[gives Sickan a tiny clay horse]
Charles-Ingvar 'Sickan' Jönsson: What's this?
Rocky: I made a little horse!
Charles-Ingvar 'Sickan' Jönsson: [mashes the clay horse into a pulp]
Rocky: [shocked] My horse!
Nick Cage: Paddington 2 is incredible.
Javi Gutierrez: I fucking told you.