Devlin Adams:
So, where’s Danny?
Katherine:
[pause]
Devlin, Danny is at his wedding.
Devlin Adams:
Come again?
Katherine:
I was never married to him. All a big lie I made up.
Devlin Adams:
Why?
Katherine:
Because I couldn’t stand the thought of you knowing the truth.
Devlin Adams:
Really?
Katherine:
So, yeah. I’m a single mother. I have two kids I love more than anything in the world. I drive a Honda, I still have dial-up internet. I got a 2.7 GPA in college, not a 3.4. And while I’m at it telling the truth, I name my kids’ poop after you. And I work for Danny. I’m his assistant. That’s it.
Devlin Adams:
Really? I would never have guessed this. I mean, you two had a real connection.
Katherine:
He’s great, he’s the greatest guy, and I might even be in love with him, but it really doesn’t matter at this moment because he is getting married to another person, right now.
Devlin Adams:
[pause]
Ian and I are breaking up.
Katherine:
What? What happened?
Devlin Adams:
Well for starters, he’s gay. I mean look at him
Ian Maxtone Jones:
[with a group of sailors]
That’s a strong muscle, right there. I’m squeezin’.
Katherine:
Devlin, I gotta tell you, last night, with the ass grab of the coconut, little bit of a red flag.
Devlin Adams:
I’ve seen him do that with the soap.
Katherine:
Oh! What about the iPod?
Devlin Adams:
He didn’t invent shit. He made his money suing the Dodgers after he got hit by a foul ball.
Katherine:
[laughs]
Oh God! So what?
Devlin Adams:
Well, this is different?
Katherine:
Yeah, I mean, why didn’t we try this truth telling thing before?
Devlin Adams:
I don’t know.
[They hug. Devlin sees Danny behind Katherine]

Danny:
Aww, that’s nice. It’s nice to tell the truth. The truth is fun, isn’t it? Like were you telling the truth when you said you might be in love with me?
Devlin Adams:
I’m gonna leave you two. Gotta go get a divorce.

Den framgångsrike plastikkirurgen Danny låtsas vara olyckligt gift för att få kvinnor på kroken. När han träffar sin drömkvinna får hans assistent agera som hans hustru som han ska sklijas från. Men snart har han trasslat in sig i ett nät av lögner.

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