[during drive to lake]
Stifler:
Oh, yeah. The Stifmeister’s coming back to Grand Harbor. Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my ass and lick my balls. It’s Stifler time, baby. Whoo-hoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo-hoo.

[during drive to lake]
Stifler:
Oh, yeah. The Stifmeister’s coming back to Grand Harbor. Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my ass and lick my balls. It’s Stifler time, baby. Whoo-hoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo-hoo.
[Axel sees Rosewood with a huge pistol]
Axel Foley: Yo, man! What's that for?
Billy Rosewood: After the shootout at the club, I figured I needed more firepower.
Axel Foley: Yo man, we gotta talk, seriously. Who do you think you are, Clint Eastwood? Dirty Rosewood?
[Nicholas van Orten loses a shoe when climbing a fire-escape ladder]
Nicholas:
There goes a thousand dollars.
Christine:
Your shoes cost a thousand dollars?
Nicholas:
That one did.
Esper Dekker:
Not that I didn’t enjoy it, but what the hell did we just do?
Grey Trace:
See, you thought I was a cripple but you didn’t know that I’m a ninja.
Stem:
While I am state of the art, I am not a ninja.
Andre Davis:
We got twenty-one bridges in and out of Manhattan. Shut them down. Three rivers. Close them. Four tunnels. Block them. Stop every train and loop the subways. Then, we flood the island with blue.
Tyler Durden: [31:14] The things you own end up owning you.
Gust Avrakotos:
There’s a little boy and on his 14th birthday he gets a horse… and everybody in the village says, ”how wonderful. The boy got a horse” And the Zen master says, ”we’ll see.” Two years later, the boy falls off the horse, breaks his leg, and everyone in the village says, ”How terrible.” And the Zen master says, ”We’ll see.” Then, a war breaks out and all the young men have to go off and fight… except the boy can’t cause his legs all messed up. and everybody in the village says, ”How wonderful.”
Charlie Wilson:
Now the Zen master says, ”We’ll see.”
Commisar Danilov:
I’ve been such a fool, Vassili. Man will always be a man. There is no new man. We tried so hard to create a society that was equal, where there’d be nothing to envy your neighbour. But there’s always something to envy. A smile, a friendship, something you don’t have and want to appropriate. In this world, even a Soviet one, there will always be rich and poor. Rich in gifts, poor in gifts. Rich in love, poor in love.
Lee Butters:
You have the right to remain silent, so shut the fuck up, okay? You have the right to an attorney. If you can’t afford an attorney, we’ll provide you with the dumbest fucking lawyer on earth. If you get Johnny Cochrane, I’ll kill ya!