Marcus: I'mma penetrate this man's soul wit my heart.
Mike: What?

Marcus: I'mma penetrate this man's soul wit my heart.
Mike: What?
Laura: You're as much a part of JT as me.
[Cole Williams confronts Micky for the first time again]
Ben Campbell:
[narrating, when we see Micky tied up in the basement of the casino]
I had a 1590 on my SAT. I got a 44 on my MCATs. And I have a 4.0 GPA from MIT. I thought I had my life mapped out. But then I remembered what my Nonlinear Equations professor once told me, always account for variable change.
Cole Williams:
[Cole Williams walks out of the shadows]
Hello, Micky.
Micky Rosa:
Look, I got money in Boston. A hundred grand. I’ll give it to you. If you just let me walk away. I’ll walk away.
Cole Williams:
I don’t want your money, Micky. I don’t need it. But I know someone who might be interested. He’s good with numbers, too. He works for the IRS.
Max Cady: I ain't no white trash piece of shit. I'm better than you all! I can out-learn you. I can out-read you. I can out-think you. And I can out-philosophize you. And I'm gonna outlast you. You think a couple whacks to my guts is gonna get me down? It's gonna take a hell of a lot more than that, Counselor, to prove you're better than me!
[Professor Oberon gets eaten by a hippo]
Moose Finbar: You better go in there and save her!
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: I'm not gonna get in there, you get in there!
Moose Finbar: I got a backpack on! You don't get in water with a backpack, everybody knows that.
[after sex]
Brantley Foster:
Can I make a personal observation?
Vera Prescott:
Um, anything but the thighs.
Brantley Foster:
You know, somebody sold you a bill of goods and convinced you you had to be 21 forever. That’s bullshit. I think you’re terrific; I think the only thing wrong with you is your husband is a jerk. You’re beautiful, you’re intelligent, you’re sensuous…
Vera Prescott:
Say that again!
Brantley Foster:
Which part?
Vera Prescott:
All of it!
[sounds of car]
Vera Prescott:
Oh, no.
Brantley Foster:
What, what is it?
Vera Prescott:
It’s the jerk.
[Brantley rushes to the window]
Vera Prescott:
My husband.
Brantley Foster:
My uncle!
Vera Prescott:
Your what?
Brantley Foster:
Oh God, that makes you…
Vera Prescott:
Auntie Vera?
Brantley Foster:
Oh! God!
[Vera laughs]
Brantley Foster:
Oh God, oh God, oh God! What’s my mother going to say? I’ve disgraced my whole family!
Vera Prescott:
Oh, the hell you did!
Cameron Poe:
[to Billy]
Put… the bunny… back… in the box.
Beca:
Guys, we’ve never competed against bands that actually have instruments. So what’s the plan?
Serenity:
Aw, you guys just sing other people’s songs, right? Like karaoke? That’s so cute!
Calamity:
I’m Calamity. This is Serenity, Veracity, and Charity.
Fat Amy:
If I joined your group I could be obesity.
Agent Hall: [from the trailer]
[exasperated]
Agent Hall: You shot Baker
Agent Nivens: [bluntly] No I didn't… Tom did
[last lines]
Peter Parker:
[voiceover]
Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: ”With great power comes great responsibility.” This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I’m Spider-man.