Bumblebee: [clip from "A Few Good Men"] You can't handle the truth!
Optimus Prime: I do not want you going to that drive-in theater any more.

Bumblebee: [clip from "A Few Good Men"] You can't handle the truth!
Optimus Prime: I do not want you going to that drive-in theater any more.
Hunter: [Becky pees off the top of the tower] At least you didn't have to shit.
Harry Hogge: Cole, you're wandering all over the track!
Cole Trickle: Yeah, well this son of a bitch just slammed into me.
Harry Hogge: No, no, he didn't slam you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you… he *rubbed* you. And rubbin, son, is racin'.
Barney Ross: I've heard another rumor, that you were bitten by a king cobra?
Booker: Yeah, I was. But after five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died.
Graham Winslow: [Travis Burke introduces Amy and Graham Winslow to his new partner Maria, who expresses her adoration for Graham's Atticus Keller novels.] I like your new partner.
Travis Burke: Well, you know I only work with Graham Winslow fans.
Nicky: It's about distraction. It's about focus. The brain is slow and it can't multitask. Tap him here, take from there.
Tool: [to Ross] You remember that time we was up in Bosnia? We took down them Serb bad boys? All our guys were gettin' chopped up all around us and there was blood everywhere. I never though I was gonna make it out of there and I know you didn't and you didn't either. Kinda feelin' like… dead too, ya know? My heads all very, very black place. Didn't believe in shit. Just goddamn Dracula black. I remember I got this bottle of this local shit they have over there. That slivovitz… I think that's what it was called. And I ain't feelin' no pain now… and I come up on this, uh… I come up on this overland bridge, and I see this… I see this… I see this woman standing there, ya know? And she's, uh… I stepped out and she saw me, and she's just lookin' right… right in my eyes. And I was lookin' right in her eyes, and I knew what she was gonna do. She looked at me, and I knew she was gonna jump. You know what I did, man? I just turned around I kept walkin'… until I heard that splash and she was gone. After… after taking all them lives, she was one that I could have saved, but I didn't, and… what I realized later on was if I'd have saved that woman, I might have saved what was left of my soul, ya know?
Claudio "The Wolf" Perrini: When are you going to kill me?
Gordon Brewer: NOW!
Mark Kaminsky: [11:33] You should not drink and bake!
[first lines]
[while getting dressed as Naomi helps him]
Martin Vail: On my first day of law school, my professor says two things. First was: from this day forward, when your mother tells you she loves you, get a second opinion.
Jack Connerman: [chuckles] And?
Martin Vail: If you want justice, go to a whorehouse. If you wanna get fucked, go to court.