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Johnny English

Johnny English (2003)

Pegasus:
It’s an unmitigated disaster, English.
Johnny English:
I couldn’t agree more, sir.
Pegasus:
Well, we need to get these jewels back, English, and fast. Now tell me about this assailant. Because when they searched the room later, there was no sign of him.
Johnny English:
Well, the man was clearly a professional. He must have escaped while the Queen was being sedated.
Pegasus:
But he’s the only lead we’ve got, English. We have to find him. Now, come in. This is – This is Roger from Data Support. Please sit down. He’ll produce a likeness based on your description. So tell us, what did this man look like?
Johnny English:
Um… Well… He was… big.
Roger:
Hair colour?
Johnny English:
[He looks round the room and spots a bowl of fruit]
Um… orange.
Pegasus:
Orange?
Johnny English:
Mmm. And curly. Well, frizzy, actually. Frizzy sort of thing.
Roger:
Frizzy.
Johnny English:
An eye patch. Broken nose. Very few teeth. Two, I would say at the most. And a scar on his cheek in the shape… of a banana.
Roger:
Which cheek?
Johnny English:
Both cheeks. They sort of met in the middle.
Pegasus:
Are you sure about this, English?
[Pegasus shows him what Roger has done on his computer of the assailant Johnny had described and he gasps]

Johnny English:
Oh, yes, that’s him. An uncanny resemblance. Why, it’s just as if he’s in the room with us.

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