[Talking about the rivalry between the Barden Bellas and Das Sound Machine]
John:
This could be the most significant conflict between America and Germany in history!
Gail:
…Crack a book, John.
Etikettarkiv: Komedi
Smekmånaden (2003)
Mr. Leezak:
You never see the hard days in a photo album, but those are the ones that get you from one happy snap shot to the next.
Johnny English (2003)
Pegasus:
It’s an unmitigated disaster, English.
Johnny English:
I couldn’t agree more, sir.
Pegasus:
Well, we need to get these jewels back, English, and fast. Now tell me about this assailant. Because when they searched the room later, there was no sign of him.
Johnny English:
Well, the man was clearly a professional. He must have escaped while the Queen was being sedated.
Pegasus:
But he’s the only lead we’ve got, English. We have to find him. Now, come in. This is – This is Roger from Data Support. Please sit down. He’ll produce a likeness based on your description. So tell us, what did this man look like?
Johnny English:
Um… Well… He was… big.
Roger:
Hair colour?
Johnny English:
[He looks round the room and spots a bowl of fruit]
Um… orange.
Pegasus:
Orange?
Johnny English:
Mmm. And curly. Well, frizzy, actually. Frizzy sort of thing.
Roger:
Frizzy.
Johnny English:
An eye patch. Broken nose. Very few teeth. Two, I would say at the most. And a scar on his cheek in the shape… of a banana.
Roger:
Which cheek?
Johnny English:
Both cheeks. They sort of met in the middle.
Pegasus:
Are you sure about this, English?
[Pegasus shows him what Roger has done on his computer of the assailant Johnny had described and he gasps]
Johnny English:
Oh, yes, that’s him. An uncanny resemblance. Why, it’s just as if he’s in the room with us.
Our brand is crisis (2015)
Jane:
That’s the world, that’s politics. That’s how it works. It starts out with big promises and ends up with jackshit happening. But like the man said: ”If voting changed anything, they’d make it illegal.”
Jiddra inte med Zohan (2008)
Michael:
What are you? Bionic?
Zohan:
No, no, no, no, no, I only like the girls… Thanks anyways.
Jiddra inte med Zohan (2008)
Michael:
What are you? Bionic?
Zohan:
No, no, no, no, no, I only like the girls… Thanks anyways.
Horrible bosses 2 (2014)
[from trailer]
Dave Harken:
[Nick, Dale and Kurt are visiting Dave in prison]
Hello Nick, guy who saved my life, guy who fucked my wife.
Trollkarlens lärling (2010)
Dave:
[holding shoes Balthazar has just given him]
These are old-man shoes.
Balthazar:
Excuse me?
Dave:
[having noticed that Balthazar is wearing the same style of shoe]
I love them… a lot.