Boris Volkov:
[speaking Russian]
Who are you, huh? Who are you
Pavel:
I think he speaks Russian.
Boris Volkov:
In heaven, we’ll all speak Russian, no?
Lucas Hill:
In hell, too.
Boris Volkov:
[laughs heartily]

Boris Volkov:
[speaking Russian]
Who are you, huh? Who are you
Pavel:
I think he speaks Russian.
Boris Volkov:
In heaven, we’ll all speak Russian, no?
Lucas Hill:
In hell, too.
Boris Volkov:
[laughs heartily]
Gary Spargo:
My old man used to say to me, probably the only thing we ever really agreed on, was that whoever has the money has the power. You might wanna jot that down in your book. It’s something you’re gonna need to remember.
Bryan Mills:
Do you know how to shoot?
Kim:
No.
Bryan Mills:
Then drive!
Nicky:
It’s about distraction. It’s about focus. The brain is slow and it can’t multitask. Tap him here, take from there.
Debbie Ocean: If you're going to have a problem with stealing, then you're not going to like the rest of this conversation.
Terry Benedict: [referring to Danny donating Terry's share of the money to charity] You think this is funny?
Danny Ocean: Well, Terry, it sure as shit ain't sad.
Penny: My condition is 100% mental.
Thomas Westerburg: Hysterical blindness?
Penny: It's not that funny to me, Thomas.
Roman: This is crazy. We are not in Brazil. So we got cars flyin' in the air, on some 007 type shit? This is not what we do!
Tej Parker: Man you really gotta check that emotion. Your voice just went from Shaggy to Scooby Doo. This is not what we doooo roo roo!
Dimitri:
Smell my neck.
Ray Warding:
Uh, I am truly the least qualified person to smell you.
Ox:
Knock, knock!
Sergeant Moses Hightower:
Who’s there?
Ox:
Buu!
Sergeant Moses Hightower:
Buu, who?
Ox:
Quit crying! This will be over in a moment!
[Hightower lets go of Ox]
Sergeant Moses Hightower:
Fighting is one thing, but bad jokes is where I draw the line!
[Hightower hits Ox and knocks him out]