Debbie Ocean:
If you’re going to have a problem with stealing, then you’re not going to like the rest of this conversation.
Etikettarkiv: Komedi
Fast & furious: Hobbs & Shaw (2019)
British Customs Officer:
[sees the name Mike Oxsmaull on Luke’s boarding pass]
My cock’s small?
Luke Hobbs:
[Embarrassed]
I go by Michael.
Vuxna människor (1999)
Frank:
I could be a part of your artwork, maybe some Japanese guy would want to buy me.
Once upon a time in Venice (2017)
Spider:
I want my shit back!
Steve Ford:
I want my dog back.
The wedding singer (1998)
Robbie:
[singing]
I wanna make you smile whenever you’re sad / Carry you around when your arthritis is bad / All I wanna do is grow old with you. / I’ll get your medicine when your tummy aches / build you a fire if the furnace breaks / Oh it could be so nice, growin old with you. / I’ll miss you, kiss you, give you my coat when you are cold. / Need you, feed you, I’ll even let you hold the remote control. / So let me do the dishes in the kitchen sink / Put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink. / Oh I could be the man to grow old with you. / I wanna grow old with you.
Hustlers (2019)
Penny: My condition is 100% mental.
Thomas Westerburg: Hysterical blindness?
Penny: It's not that funny to me, Thomas.
En galen natt (2010)
Phil Foster:
I say, we sit back and relax and enjoy a spread of their finest fruits of the sea.
[opens menu]
Phil Foster:
Or, I will just suck on a napkin. Holy mama, look at these prices.
Claire Foster:
[scroffs]
If we are gonna pay this much for crab, it better sing and dance and introduce us to the Little Mermaid!
Heartbreak ridge (1986)
Jail Binger:
I don’t like soldier boys.
Highway:
Say what?
Jail Binger:
If you wanna pop that puppy’s can you don’t have to grease him so hard, jarhead.
Highway:
Well, it sounds like you’re a man of experience.
Jail Binger:
What the hell’s that supposed to mean, grunge shit.
Highway:
It means: Be advised. I’m mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea’s ass at 200 meters. So why don’t you go hump somebody else’s leg, mutt face, before I push yours in.
Jail Binger:
Ain’t gonna be so smart with your balls stuffed in your mouth, jarhead!
Highway:
[hands cigar to the young man]
Hang on to this, boy. I think war’s just been declared.
Lying and Stealing (2019)
Dimitri:
Smell my neck.
Ray Warding:
Uh, I am truly the least qualified person to smell you.
Pitch perfect 2 (2015)
Aubrey: What's your name?
Fat Amy: Fat Amy.
Aubrey: You call yourself Fat Amy?
Fat Amy: Yeah, so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back.