Heavy Duty: [about handling the accelerator suits] Careful. They're worth millions of dollars each.
Ripcord: [in a suit] Millions of dollars. Got it.
[falls out of the van]
Heavy Duty: [annoyed] Jesus.
Ripcord: My bad. My bad. Won't happen again!
[Ripcord gets run over by a car]
Mr. White:
You’re a kite dancing in a hurricane, Mr Bond.
Jack:
I don’t want to get in a bar fight. People are always getting in bar fights. It’s such a damn cliche. You hear about it all the time and you see it in the motion pictures, people are getting hit in the head with beer bottles, and furniture, and…
[breaks a bottle over a man’s head]
Charlie:
Once upon a time there were three very different little girls who grew up to be three very different women with three things in common: they’re brilliant, they’re beautiful, and they work for me. My name is Charlie.
Neil: What the hell happened here?
The Protagonist: Hasn't happened yet.
[from end of movie bloopers]
Calvin Joyner: Are you not a super tool? You're not even Robbie Wheirdicht. You're Bob Stone!
Bob Stone: Shh! I made that name up.
Calvin Joyner: So what?
Bob Stone: It's not real.
Calvin Joyner: What does that mean? What, you think Mr. T, and Sting, and The Rock… You think those guys are real? That's a bunch of dumbass nicknames by a bunch of dumbass people.
[last lines]
Carl Denham:
It wasn’t the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast.
[Sarah hugs Pops before going into the Time Displacement Equipment. Pops doesn’t understand the meaning of a hug]
Guardian:
That’s a meaningless gesture. Why hold onto someone you must let go?
[James Bond’s first scene, winning a game of chemin-de-fer]
James Bond:
I admire your courage, Miss…?
Sylvia Trench:
Trench. Sylvia Trench. I admire your luck, Mr…?
James Bond:
Bond. James Bond.
Marcus: I'mma penetrate this man's soul wit my heart.
Mike: What?