Edward Cole: Three things to remember when you get older: never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.
Thomas: I'll keep that in mind as I approach decrepitude.
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Varning för Jönssonligan
Dr. Schmetterlink: Sehr schön!
Charel-Ingvar 'Sickan' Jönsson: Ja, jag ser sjön.
The Revenant
[repeated line]
Hugh Glass' Wife: As long as you can still grab a breath, you fight. You breathe. Keep breathing. When there is a storm and you stand in front of a tree, if you look at its branches, you swear it will fall. But if you watch the trunk, you will see its stability.
The Spy Who Dumped Me
Morgan: Mother, did you get the two dick pics I sent you?
Polisskolan 6 – går under jorden
Ox: Knock, knock!
Sergeant Moses Hightower: Who's there?
Ox: Buu!
Sergeant Moses Hightower: Buu, who?
Ox: Quit crying! This will be over in a moment!
[Hightower lets go of Ox]
Sergeant Moses Hightower: Fighting is one thing, but bad jokes is where I draw the line!
[Hightower hits Ox and knocks him out]
The Whole Nine Yards
Jimmy: It's not important how many people I've killed. What's important is how I get along with the people who are still alive.
Scream 2
Randy: [from the trailer] The way I see it, someone's out to make a sequel. You know, cash in on all the movie murder hoopla. So, it's our job to observe the rules of the sequel. Number one: the body count is always bigger. Number two: the death scenes are always much more elaborate. Carnage candy. And number three: never, ever, under any circumstances, assume the killer is dead.
Charlies änglar
Charlie: Once upon a time there were three very different little girls who grew up to be three very different women with three things in common: they're brilliant, they're beautiful, and they work for me. My name is Charlie.
Hälsoresan – en smal film av stor vikt
Stig Helmer: Cheese Doodles, morsan, inte schäz doddles.
2 Guns
Bobby: You never heard the saying, never rob a bank across from a diner with the best donuts in three counties?