Robert Langdon: You say you hate history. Nobody hates history. They hate their own histories.
Sophie Neveu: So now you're a psychologist too?

Robert Langdon: You say you hate history. Nobody hates history. They hate their own histories.
Sophie Neveu: So now you're a psychologist too?
Chip Douglas: The future is now! Soon every American home will integrate their television, phone and computer. You'll be able to visit the Louvre on one channel, or watch female wrestling on another. You can do your shopping at home, or play Mortal Kombat with a friend from Vietnam. There's no end to the possibilities!
Hunter: [Becky pees off the top of the tower] At least you didn't have to shit.
Lev Andropov: It's stuck, yes?
Watts: Back off! You don't know the components!
Lev Andropov: [annoyed] Components. American components, Russian Components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!
Riggs: We can't shoot a dog. People? Okay, but not dogs.
Captain Robinson: What are you looking for?
Tobin: The windows.
Captain Robinson: The what?
Tobin: Well, the lads said I should give the windows a clean before we head out, but I can't find any.
Captain Robinson: It's a submarine. There are no windows. What's the broom for?
Tobin: There's no chimney, is there?
Barney Ross: I've heard another rumor, that you were bitten by a king cobra?
Booker: Yeah, I was. But after five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died.
Tool: [to Ross] You remember that time we was up in Bosnia? We took down them Serb bad boys? All our guys were gettin' chopped up all around us and there was blood everywhere. I never though I was gonna make it out of there and I know you didn't and you didn't either. Kinda feelin' like… dead too, ya know? My heads all very, very black place. Didn't believe in shit. Just goddamn Dracula black. I remember I got this bottle of this local shit they have over there. That slivovitz… I think that's what it was called. And I ain't feelin' no pain now… and I come up on this, uh… I come up on this overland bridge, and I see this… I see this… I see this woman standing there, ya know? And she's, uh… I stepped out and she saw me, and she's just lookin' right… right in my eyes. And I was lookin' right in her eyes, and I knew what she was gonna do. She looked at me, and I knew she was gonna jump. You know what I did, man? I just turned around I kept walkin'… until I heard that splash and she was gone. After… after taking all them lives, she was one that I could have saved, but I didn't, and… what I realized later on was if I'd have saved that woman, I might have saved what was left of my soul, ya know?
Claudio "The Wolf" Perrini: When are you going to kill me?
Gordon Brewer: NOW!
Mark Kaminsky: [11:33] You should not drink and bake!