Derek Zoolander: Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think.
Derek Zoolander: If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

Zoolander är en komisk film om trefaldiga Årets modell-vinnaren Derek Zoolander, som blir manipulerad av en ond modeguru för att bli en mördarmaskin. För att avslöja konspirationen och rädda världen behöver Derek samarbeta med sin rival. I filmen medverkar skådespelare som Will Ferrell, Ben Stiller och Owen Wilson.