Android Police Officer:
[Referring to Max’s backpack]
What’s in the bag?
Max:
[Max’s head is shaved bald]
Hair products, mostly.

Android Police Officer:
[Referring to Max’s backpack]
What’s in the bag?
Max:
[Max’s head is shaved bald]
Hair products, mostly.
Greg:
It’s coffee time! Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee! Cappuccino, java, YES!
James Bond:
You’re not retiring anytime soon – are you?
Q:
Now, pay attention 007. I’ve always tried to teach you two things. First, never let them see you bleed.
James Bond:
And the second?
Q:
Always have an escape plan.
Pamela Landy: [over the phone] What if I can't find her?
Jason Bourne: [while watching her through the rifle scope] It's easy. She's standing right next to you.
Davies: You don't trust that snake, do you? He's lying.
Danny: Yeah? How do you know?
Davies: His lips were moving.
Elliot Carver:
The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.
Jason Bourne: Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports and a gun? Who has a bank account number in their hip? I come in here, and the first thing I'm doing is I'm catching the sightlines and looking for an exit.
Marie: I see the exit sign, too. I'm not worried. I mean, you were shot. People do all kinds of weird and amazing stuff when they are scared.
Jason Bourne: I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you that our waitress is left-handed and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab or the gray truck outside, and at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half mile before my hands start shaking. Now why would I know that? How can I know that and not know who I am?
Joey:
When I’m sober… When I’m healthy and well… I hurt people. I’m lethal. I drink to weaken the machine they made.
[Nicholas van Orten loses a shoe when climbing a fire-escape ladder]
Nicholas:
There goes a thousand dollars.
Christine:
Your shoes cost a thousand dollars?
Nicholas:
That one did.
Grey Trace:
See, you thought I was a cripple but you didn’t know that I’m a ninja.
Stem:
While I am state of the art, I am not a ninja.