White Chicks (2004)

Heather Vandergeld: Look who just flew in from the slums of Beverly Hills. Megan Vandergeld: It’s the Beverly Ho-Billies. Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Squeeze me? Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Oh no, you didn’t? Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] I’m sorry, but uhm… we just saw your new video. Yea, they had a screening over at Saks Fifth Avenue in the security office [laughs] Marcus Copeland: A klept-ho-maniac! [laughs] Megan Vandergeld: [arrogantly] Your mother shops at Saks. Marcus Copeland: [indignantly] [as Tiffany Wilson] Marcus Copeland: What? [the Vandergeld sisters proudly do siss-fingers] Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Oh my God. You want to talk about mothers? You wanna talk about mothers! It’s mother time, okay! Your mother’s so dumb she went to Dr Dre for a Pap smear! ”Something’s wrong, Dr Dre! My coochie’s doing a beatbox!” Heather Vandergeld: Well yea? Your mother’s so stupid she exercises when she could just get like, liposuction or something! Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Your mother’s so old that her breast milk is powdered. You breast-feed like this: [blows powder from hand, and everyone starts to laugh] Heather Vandergeld: Your mother is so, like… She’s so… [to Megan] Heather Vandergeld: Megan you go! Megan Vandergeld: Your mother is so stupid that she goes to Barney’s Rooftop Deck Restaurant for lunch and orders a niçoise salad and calls it a ’ni-coise’ salad. ’Ni-coise’ salad, right? Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Your mother’s ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King’s about to pop out and say, ”Only in America!”

White Chicks
  • Keenen Ivory Wayans
  • Shawn Wayans
  • Marlon Wayans
  • Busy Philipps

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