T.J. Hicks: Did you know Holland invented chicken and waffles? Deuce Bigalow: Really? T.J. Hicks: Before that you could get chicken or waffles, but they were the first to put them together! Black people all over the world will be forever grateful to the Dutch for that. Deuce Bigalow: You know the Dutch started the slave trade. T.J. Hicks: THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS!

Den godhjärtade, men naive Deuce Bigalow trodde att livet som gigolo var över. Men Deuces gode vän, hallicken T J Hicks blir anklagad för mord och Deuce är den ende som kan rentvå sin vän.