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Dumpad (2008)

[after faking an orgasm to upstage Peter and Rachel in the next room] Aldous Snow: You’re still involved with him next door, ain’t ya? Sarah Marshall: Excuse me? Aldous Snow: You should’ve seen yourself at dinner, Sarah. Then you came back here and put on that ghastly performance. I mean I’ve heard that women do fake orgasms, but I’ve never seen one. It really deeply upset me. Sarah Marshall: You should’ve seen *yourself* at dinner. [Imitating Aldous’s accent] Sarah Marshall: ”Oh, I’m Aldous Snow! Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. Oh no drinks for me thanks. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit!” Sarah Marshall: [Pointing to his tattoos] [In normal accent] Sarah Marshall: And you know what? Let me tell you something about these tattoos, okay. That is Buddhist, that is Nordic, that is Hindu, that’s just gibberish. They are completely conflicting ideologies, and that does not make you a citizen of the world, it makes you full of shit! Aldous Snow: Was that genuine or did you fake that? Right, I’m probably gonna clear off now. I’ll have a little sleep for a few hours, then I’m probably gonna go in the morning. Okay. Sarah Marshall: I hate your music. Aldous Snow: Yeah, well I fucked the housekeeper, the other day.

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