Jean Paul Clement: Most people are together just so they are not alone. But some people want magic. I think you are one of those people
Jimmy: So, Coach, I was thinking about the music for our routine. Coach: Oh, really? Chazz: We’re gonna dance to one song, and one song only: ”Lady Humps” by the Blackeyed Peas. ”What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk? I’m a get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps.” Jimmy: [disgusted] I’m not skating to anything with references to lady humps. I don’t even know what that means. Chazz: No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative… Jimmy: No, it’s not, it’s gross… Chazz: …It gets the people going!
Gust Avrakotos: There’s a little boy and on his 14th birthday he gets a horse… and everybody in the village says, ”how wonderful. The boy got a horse” And the Zen master says, ”we’ll see.” Two years later, the boy falls off the horse, breaks his leg, and everyone in the village says, ”How terrible.” And the Zen master says, ”We’ll see.” Then, a war breaks out and all the young men have to go off and fight… except the boy can’t cause his legs all messed up. and everybody in the village says, ”How wonderful.” Charlie Wilson: Now the Zen master says, ”We’ll see.”
Annie Braddock: In Africa they have the saying, it takes a village to raise a child. But for the tribe of the upper-eastside of Manhattan, it takes just one person. The nanny
Christopher McCandless: [written into book] Happiness only real when shared. 21
[Richard has given Art his manual to read and is nervously hovering in the next room] Richard: What page are you on now? Art: I’m on page shut the fuck up. [after a minute, Richard tries to quietly open the door] Art: I’ve got CP, I’m not deaf
Noah Vosen: [in car, on cell phone] Perhaps we can arrange a meet. Jason Bourne: Where are you now? Noah Vosen: I’m sitting in my office. Jason Bourne: I doubt that. Noah Vosen: Why would you doubt that? Jason Bourne: If you were in your office right now we’d be having this conversation face-to-face. [Bourne hangs up]
Trainee officer: [during an information training session] Hey, Coordinator! Capitão Nascimento: Yes, my sir? Trainee officer: Soldier 05 is sleeping. Capitão Nascimento: Hey Soldier 05! [hands 05 a grenade, 05 takes the grendade] André Matias: Yes, sir? Capitão Nascimento: Please take this. [removes the pin] Capitão Nascimento: Hey 05, if you drop this granade you will make the whole place explode. You will blow up ALL of your colleagues, you will blow up all of my auxiliaries, and YOU will make myself explode. Will the sir fall asleep again? André Matias: No sir! Capitão Nascimento: [after 05 stares down the grenade] We are all trusting you, sir