Luc: And I am thinking, you should not be flying anywhere. Kate: I shouldn’t? Luc: No, in fact, I am sure of it. I am thinking, I want you. Kate: You want me? Luc: That’s all. I want you
Casey Schuler: How many brain cells did I kill? Sam Daniels: How many? About a billion. Casey Schuler: Oh, now I’m only as smart as you. Sam Daniels: What can we give him to kill his sense of humor
Man with Strange Glasses: I’m scared 24 hours a day, but not necessarily in New York.I actually feel pretty comfortable in New York.I get scared like in Sweden.You know, it’s kind of empty. They’re all drunk.Everything works.If you, you know… If you stop at a stop light and don’t turn your engine off… people come over and talk to you about it.You open the medicine cabinet and there’ll be a poster saying…”In case of suicide, call…
[Brodie picks up a controller and continues a paused video game] Rene: What are you doing? You promised me breakfast. Brodie: Breakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the score, for Christ’s sake. It’s only the second period and I’m up 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, ”the Whale,” they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime.
Brian Madison: You remember that spelling bee you won in the 1st grade? Billy Madison: Oh no, you didn’t. Brian Madison: Rock? ”r-o-k”? Billy Madison: Yea, so what’s your point? Brian Madison: r-o-C-k! Billy Madison: Ohh! The ”C” is silent.
Robert Kincaid: This kind of certainty comes but just once in a lifetime.
President Andrew Shepherd: I want to buy her some flowers. That’s what men do when they break a date. Robin McCall: That’s not what men do. I know no men who do that.
Bill Tanner: Seems your hunch was right, 007. It’s too bad the Evil Queen of Numbers wouldn’t let you play it… [M walks in] M: You were saying? Bill Tanner: No, no, I was just… just um… M: Good. Because if I want sarcasm, Mr Tanner, I’ll talk to my children, thank you very much.