Paul Cater: I didn’t GET this car, I stole it. That’s a felony. Lurene Hallett: Well it shouldn’t be if it can’t go over forty
Alice Newton: I don’t think words for parts of the body make very good names. Emily Newton: He’s got one of those, I looked. Alice Newton: I’m sure he does but I don’t think Daddy would want to stand on the porch at night yelling that out. Emily Newton: But that’s what you call Uncle Richard
Jimmy Hoffa: If a guy’s close to you, you can’t slight ’im. You can’t slight that guy. A real grievance can be resolved; differences can be resolved. But an imaginary hurt, a slight – that motherfucker gonna hate you ’til the day he dies
[David Jason describes a new drug. ] David Jason: It’s completely synthetic, therefore no growing, no refining, no peasants. Best of all, no international borders, no customs agents. There in that case in front of you are two detailed prospecti on marketing, anticipated cash flow, and so forth. Hector Guzman: You racist Americans. You just want to cut us poor Hispanics completely out of the market. David Jason: No, Mr. Guzman. I think you know that there’s no such thing as an American anymore. No Hispanics, no Japanese, no blacks, no whites, no nothing. It’s just rich people and poor people. The three of us are all rich, so we’re on the same side.
Janet Livermore: I’ve always been able to do this, break up with someone and never look back. Being alone: there’s a certain dignity to it
Jacqueline: I didn’t ruin your life. You ruined your life.
Moseby: What kind of work are you in, Bernie? Ralph: I’m retired. Moseby: Oh? From what? Ralph: From all the big hairy bullshit.
Trish: Aren’t you forgetting something? Roger Murtaugh: Oh. [puckers lips] Trish: [thrusts bulletproof vest upon him] THIS! You wear it, you eat in it, you sleep in it! Okay? 6 more days! And Riggs, keep an eye on him. Martin Riggs: Okay. Roger Murtaugh: She loves me.