B.B. King: Did you know that every 7 minutes, a black person is born in this country with no soul
Blair Litton: Except for socially, you’re my role model.
Val: Gina? Gina: Yeah? Val: What… what time do you think it is now? Gina: It’s time to ask about Brad again! Val: Oh just FINE! FINE! Gina: No, I don’t mean that. I just mean, just ENJOY this! I mean Molly’s gonna get us out of here. All we have to do is enjoy this. Look at this place… I mean would you look at that toilet? It’s the most disgusting toilet I ever saw! What if you had to pee right now? Val: Just shut up, I DO have to go pee right now! Is this interesting? Interesting? Yes No | Share this Share this: Facebook | Twitter | Permalink Hide options
Leonard Smalls: You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin’ Donuts, call a cop
Sylvia Wiss: [pulls her top off] Do these look like the breasts of a forty year old woman? Friday: No ma’am. They’re quite impressive… bordering on spectacular.
Hoagie Newcombe: I have an irresistible urge to kiss you, Ellen Brody. Ellen Brody: Why? Hoagie Newcombe: Because… it would not occur to you why.
Axel Foley: Are you driving with your eyes open? Or are you, like, using ”the force”
Penny: Oh, come on, ladies. God wouldn’t have given you maracas if He didn’t want you to shake ’em.