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Beetlejuice

Beetlejuice (1988)

Adam:
What are your qualifications?
Beetlejuice:
Ah. Well… I attended Juilliard… I’m a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I’ve seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT… NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU’RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY… NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I’m qualified?

Fortsätt läsa Beetlejuice (1988)

London has fallen

London has fallen (2016)

Mike Banning:
[hands Ben a pistol]
Point this end towards the bad guy.
Benjamin Asher:
This is not good, Mike.
Mike Banning:
Stay in here, stay down, and if anybody but me opens that door, you empty that into him.
Benjamin Asher:
What if you don’t come back?
Mike Banning:
You’re fucked.
Benjamin Asher:
Mike…
Mike Banning:
Don’t jinx me.
[closes the doors]

Benjamin Asher:
That was inspiring…

Fortsätt läsa London has fallen (2016)

Daddy's home

Daddy’s home (2015)

Dusty Mayron:
So the King raised his mighty sword and rained steel down upon the Step King.
Brad Whitaker:
But the Step King blocked it with his shield. And swung his cat o’nine tails into the King’s smug face.
Dusty Mayron:
Which the King easily brushed aside like the feather of a gull. And then the King did counter with a barrage of slashes and thrusts so fast and precise the Step King had no way to party.
Megan, Dylan:
Yay!
Dusty Mayron:
But he did. He did. He parried all of them. Easily. It was no big deal.
Megan, Dylan:
Aww.
Brad Whitaker:
Then he grabbed the King’s sword right out of his hand and smashed it over his knee.
Megan, Dylan:
Boo!
Dusty Mayron:
That’s when the King pulled out a pump-action Mossberg shotgun!
Brad Whitaker:
Which is completely anachronistic. So if we’re gonna be doing any time period, then the Step King just happened to be wearing Kevlar body armor.
Dusty Mayron:
Concussion grenade!
Brad Whitaker:
Hand grenade.
Dusty Mayron:
Rocket launcher.
Brad Whitaker:
Missile launcher.
Dusty Mayron:
Air strike.
Brad Whitaker:
Nuclear strike.
Dusty Mayron:
Black hole.
Brad Whitaker:
God.

Fortsätt läsa Daddy’s home (2015)

Föräldrafällan

Föräldrafällan (1998)

Nick Parker:
What’s going on?
Meredith Blake:
Here’s what’s going on, buddy: the day we get married is the day I ship those brats off to Switzerland, get the picture? It’s me, or them. Take your pick.
Nick Parker:
Them.
[Hallie and Annie stare at each other excitedly]

Meredith Blake:
Excuse me?
Nick Parker:
T-H-E-M, them.
[staring into Meredith’s face]

Nick Parker:
Get the picture?

Fortsätt läsa Föräldrafällan (1998)