Look on the bright side. Nobody got hurt.
People got hurt.
I’m saying, I think they died quickly. So I don’t think they got hurt.
[referring to the demon]
It said it wants to hurt you.
When did it say that?
I went somewhere.
That was a dream!
No, it was hell!
What are your qualifications?
Ah. Well… I attended Juilliard… I’m a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I’ve seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT… NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU’RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY… NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I’m qualified?
[hands Ben a pistol]
Point this end towards the bad guy.
This is not good, Mike.
Stay in here, stay down, and if anybody but me opens that door, you empty that into him.
What if you don’t come back?
Don’t jinx me.
[closes the doors]
That was inspiring…
So the King raised his mighty sword and rained steel down upon the Step King.
But the Step King blocked it with his shield. And swung his cat o’nine tails into the King’s smug face.
Which the King easily brushed aside like the feather of a gull. And then the King did counter with a barrage of slashes and thrusts so fast and precise the Step King had no way to party.
But he did. He did. He parried all of them. Easily. It was no big deal.
Then he grabbed the King’s sword right out of his hand and smashed it over his knee.
That’s when the King pulled out a pump-action Mossberg shotgun!
Which is completely anachronistic. So if we’re gonna be doing any time period, then the Step King just happened to be wearing Kevlar body armor.
If some lives form a perfect circle, others take shape in ways we cannot predict or always understand. Loss has been a part of my journey. But it has also shown me what is precious. So has a love for which I can only be grateful.
What’s going on?
Here’s what’s going on, buddy: the day we get married is the day I ship those brats off to Switzerland, get the picture? It’s me, or them. Take your pick.
[Hallie and Annie stare at each other excitedly]
[staring into Meredith’s face]
Get the picture?