Dear Lord, thank you for giving me the strength and the conviction to complete the task you entrusted to me. Thank you for guiding me straight and true through the many obstacles in my path. And for keeping me resolute when all around seemed lost. Thank you for your protection and your many signs along the way. Thank you for any good that I may have done, I’m so sorry about the bad. Thank you for the friend I made. Please watch over her as you watched over me. Thank you for finally allowing me to rest. I’m so very tired, but I go now to my rest at peace. Knowing that I have done right with my time on this earth. I fought the good fight, I finished the race, I kept the faith.
Love those toenails, by the way.
Yeah? Predator Pink.
Matches your nipples.
Once we know the number one, we believe that we know the number two, because one plus one equals two. We forget that first we must know the meaning of plus.
I wanna tell you something Mark, something you do not yet know, that we K-PAXians have been around long enough to have discovered. The universe will expand, then it will collapse back on itself, then will expand again. It will repeat this process forever. What you don’t you know is that when the universe expands again, everything will be as it is now. Whatever mistakes you make this time around, you will live through on your next pass. Every mistake you make, you will live through again, & again, forever. So my advice to you is to get it right this time around. Because this time is all you have.
We’re the only ones who can do this! I’m kidding, we’re all gonna die. I’m just… sorry.
So, Peeta, tell me, is there a special girl back home?
No. No, not really.
No? I don’t believe it for a second. Look at that face. Handsome man like you. Peeta… tell me.
Well, there, uh… there is this one girl that I’ve had a crush on forever.
But I don’t think she actually recognized me until the Reaping.
Well, I’ll tell you what, Peeta. You go out there, and you win this thing, and when you get home, she’ll have to go out with you. Right, folks?
Thanks, but I, uh, I don’t think winning’s gonna help me at all.
And why not?
Because she came here with me.
We know you’re frustrated, Jack Bruno…
No. No more ”Jack Bruno this, Jack Bruno that.” I’ve been asking for answers…
You already know the answers, Jack Bruno. My brother and I are indeed not from your planet.
That’s it? So that’s it? Mystery solved! You two want me to believe that you’re both aliens.
It is the truth.
Really? Well, you don’t look like aliens.
Well, what does an alien look like, Jack Bruno?
You know what aliens look like. They look like, like little green people with antennas and, and laser guns and, ”Take me to your leader, Earthlings.”
[In the midst of a massive, violent sandstorm, after witnessing his fellow War Boys sucked off the War Rig into a vortex]
Oh, what a day… what a lovely day!