Etikettarkiv: Science Fiction

Race to Witch Mountain

Race to witch mountain (2009)

Sara:
We know you’re frustrated, Jack Bruno…
Jack Bruno:
No. No more ”Jack Bruno this, Jack Bruno that.” I’ve been asking for answers…
Sara:
You already know the answers, Jack Bruno. My brother and I are indeed not from your planet.
Jack Bruno:
[laughs]
That’s it? So that’s it? Mystery solved! You two want me to believe that you’re both aliens.
Seth:
It is the truth.
Jack Bruno:
Really? Well, you don’t look like aliens.
Sara:
Well, what does an alien look like, Jack Bruno?
Jack Bruno:
You know what aliens look like. They look like, like little green people with antennas and, and laser guns and, ”Take me to your leader, Earthlings.”

Fortsätt läsa Race to witch mountain (2009)

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Austin Powers: The spy who shagged me (1999)

[Noticing Dr. Evil’s spaceship on radar]

Radar Operator:
Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel:
What is it, son?
Radar Operator:
I don’t know, sir, but it looks like a giant…
Jet Pilot:
Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.
Co-Pilot:
Oh my God, it looks like a huge…
Bird-Watching Woman:
Pecker.
Bird-Watching Man:
[raising binoculars]
Ooh, Where?
Bird-Watching Woman:
Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it’s not a woodpecker, it looks like someone’s…
Army Sergeant:
Privates. We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with…
Baseball Umpire:
Two balls.
[looking up from game]

Baseball Umpire:
What is that. It looks just like an enormous…
Chinese Teacher:
Wang. pay attention.
Wang:
I was distracted by that giant flying…
Musician:
Willie.
Willie:
Yeah?
Musician:
What’s that?
Willie:
[squints]
Well, that looks like a huge…
Colonel:
Johnson.
Radar Operator:
Yes, sir?
Colonel:
Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.

Fortsätt läsa Austin Powers: The spy who shagged me (1999)

Push

Push (2009)

Cassie Holmes:
There are special people in this world. We don’t ask to be special. We’re just born this way. We pass you on the streets every day, unnoticed by most. It started in 1945. The Nazis were conducting experiments in psychic warfare, trying to turn those with psychic abilities into soldiers. Lots of us died. The war ended, but the experiments never stopped. Other governments around the world set up what they called ”divisions”, trying to do what the Nazis couldn’t, to turn us into weapons. The divisions agents are trained to track and hunt us down like animals. Take us away from our families and friends. They test us and categorize us. I’m what they call a Watcher. We can see the future, even if that’s not always as simple as it sounds. Others are called Movers; just an easy way of saying telekinetic. Pushers put thoughts in your head, and make whatever lie they come up with the truth. Sniffs, Shifters, Shadows, Bleeders… it goes on and on. In divisions’ eyes, we’re all just lab rats. Only one problem – we keep dying. No one has ever survived the drug meant to boost our powers. My name is Cassie Holmes. Division took my mom from me. Right now, the future I see doesn’t look so great. The good news is, the future is always changing, in the largest of ways, by the smallest of things. They’ve been winning a lot of battles. Now it’s our turn to win the war.

Fortsätt läsa Push (2009)

Gravity

Gravity (2013)

Matt Kowalski:
Listen, do you wanna go back, or do you wanna stay here? I get it. It’s nice up here. You can just shut down all the systems, turn out all the lights, and just close your eyes and tune out everyone. There’s nobody up here that can hurt you. It’s safe. I mean, what’s the point of going on? What’s the point of living? Your kid died. Doesn’t get any rougher than that. But still, it’s a matter of what you do now. If you decide to go, then you gotta just get on with it. Sit back, enjoy the ride. You gotta plant both your feet on the ground and start livin’ life. Hey, Ryan? It’s time to go home.

Fortsätt läsa Gravity (2013)

Lockout

Lockout (2012)

[first lines]

Langral:
Again, what happened in that hotel room?
Snow:
Oh, it was coupon night and I was trampolining your wife.
[Snow is punched in the face]

Langral:
You’re a real comedian aren’t you, Snow?
Snow:
Well I guess that’s why they call it the punch line.
[Snow is punched again]

Langral:
You don’t like me, do you?
Snow:
Don’t flatter yourself. I don’t like anybody.
Langral:
With that attitude, I can see why nobody likes you.
Snow:
Oh, come on. People love me. Just ask your wife.
[Snow is punched again]

Fortsätt läsa Lockout (2012)