Etikettarkiv: Komedi

Romy & Michele: Blondiner har roligare

Romy & Michele: Blondiner har roligare (1997)

Christie:
So, Mi-chelle! What are you up to?
Michele:
Oh, okay. Um, I invented Post-Its.
Christie:
No offense, Michele, but how in the world did *you* think of Post-Its?
Michele:
Uh…
[looks across the room at Romy talking to Billy Christianson]

Romy:
And I thought of them completely by myself. I mean, all Michele did was say: ”What about making them yellow?”
Michele:
[turns to the A Group]
Actually I invented a special kind of glue.
Christie:
Oh really? Well then I’m sure you wouldn’t mind giving us a detailed account of exactly how you concocted this miracle glue, would you?
Michele:
No. Um, well, ordinarily when you make glue first you need to thermoset your resin and then after it cools you have to mix in an epoxide, which is really just a fancy-schmancy name for any simple oxygenated adhesive, right? And then I thought maybe, just maybe, you could raise the viscosity by adding a complex glucose derivative during the emulsification process and it turns out I was right.

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Rush hour

Rush hour (1998)

Carter:
That’s why I don’t have no partner, that’s one thing I learned from my daddy.
Lee:
Your father was a policeman?
Carter:
Fifteen years LAPD.
Lee:
My daddy also a policeman.
Carter:
Your daddy was a cop?
Lee:
Not a cop, an officer, a legend all over Hong Kong.
Carter:
My daddy a legend too all over America. My daddy once arrested fifteen people in one night by himself.
Lee:
My daddy arrested 25 by himself.
Carter:
…My daddy once saved five crackheads from a burnin’ building, by himself.
Lee:
My daddy once caught a bullet with his bare hand.
Carter:
My daddy’ll kick your daddy’s ass all the way from here to China, Japan, wherever the hell you from and all up that Great Wall too.
Lee:
Hey, don’t talk about my father.
Carter:
Don’t talk about my daddy.

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