Etikettarkiv: Family

Happy Feet Two

Happy feet 2 (2011)

Will the Krill:
You hear that? They’re doing it again!
Bill the Krill:
Doing what?
Will the Krill:
This.
[starts to dance and laugh frantically]

Bill the Krill:
Fascinating. What is it?
Will the Krill:
I have no idea.
Bill the Krill:
[starts to dance as well]
Wow! What’s it for?
Will the Krill:
Perhaps it’s a momentary relief from the existential terrors of existence.
Bill the Krill:
Oh.
[mumbles]

Bill the Krill:
What?
Will the Krill:
It brings out my happy!

Fortsätt läsa Happy feet 2 (2011)

The Pacifier

The pacifier (2005)

Lulu Plummer:
Do you know Kung Fu?
Shane Wolfe:
Yes.
Lulu Plummer:
Have you ever hit a guy so hard his head came off?
Shane Wolfe:
No.
Lulu Plummer:
Why are your boobs so big?
Shane Wolfe:
[shocked]
They are not… boobs.
Lulu Plummer:
Do you have to wear a bra?
Shane Wolfe:
What?
Lulu Plummer:
Will mine be as big as yours one day?
Shane Wolfe:
Isn’t it about time you go nappy-poo in beddy-bye land?
Lulu Plummer:
Do I look like I’m five?
Shane Wolfe:
What did I say?
Lulu Plummer:
Disrespectful. And to think I was interested in you.

Fortsätt läsa The pacifier (2005)

Tom and Jerry: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Kalle och chokladfabriken (2017)

Grandpa Joe:
Excuse me, Mr. Wonka?
Willy Wonka:
I’m incredibly busy, sir.
Grandpa Joe:
But, what about Charlie’s lifetime supply of chocolate? When does he get it?
Willy Wonka:
He doesn’t.
Grandpa Joe:
What? Why not?
Willy Wonka:
Because, he broke the factory rules.
Grandpa Joe:
What factory rules?
[to Charlie]

Grandpa Joe:
We didn’t see any rules.
[He stands up to Joe, angrily]

Willy Wonka:
Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37 of the contract signed by him, all offers shall become null and void, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera… you stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks! And to make matters worse…
[opens the half door, sees Tom, Jerry and Tuffy]

Willy Wonka:
You allowed a cat into my factory! A cat, and his two filthy mice friends! Now, the entire factory will have to be sterilized! So, you get NOTHING! You lose! Good day, sir!
[returns to his work]

Grandpa Joe:
You’re a cheat! How can you build a little boy’s hopes and then… disappoint him like this?
Willy Wonka:
[to Joe, angry]
I said GOOD DAY!
[returns to his work]

Fortsätt läsa Kalle och chokladfabriken (2017)