Cruella de Vil:
Do call me Ella; Cruella sounds so… cruel.
My name will go down as the greatest thief of all time!
You mean our names, right?
Of course. My name first, then spacebar, spacebar, spacebar… your name.
We know you’re frustrated, Jack Bruno…
No. No more ”Jack Bruno this, Jack Bruno that.” I’ve been asking for answers…
You already know the answers, Jack Bruno. My brother and I are indeed not from your planet.
That’s it? So that’s it? Mystery solved! You two want me to believe that you’re both aliens.
It is the truth.
Really? Well, you don’t look like aliens.
Well, what does an alien look like, Jack Bruno?
You know what aliens look like. They look like, like little green people with antennas and, and laser guns and, ”Take me to your leader, Earthlings.”
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful tiger. She lived in a cave with the rest of her family. Her father and mother told her: ”You may go anywhere you want, but never go near the cliff, for you could fall.”
And fall. Good story.
But when no one was looking, she go near the cliff, for the closer she came to the edge, the more could she hear, the more could she see, the more she could feel. Finally, she stood at the very edge. She saw a light. She leaned out to touch it… and she slipped.
And she fell.
And she flew.
Where did she fly?
A place with more suns in the sky than you can count.
It would be so bright!
A place not like today, or yesterday. A place where things are better.
Tomorrow isn’t a place. It’s-it’s-it… Ugh! You can’t see it!
Oh, yes, yes it is. I’ve seen it. That’s where I’m going.
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it’s not.
You know somethin’, Robin. I was just wonderin’, are we good guys or bad guys? You know, I mean, uh? Our robbin’ the rich to feed the poor.
Rob? Tsk tsk tsk. That’s a naughty word. We never rob. We just sort of borrow a bit from those who can afford it.
Borrow? Boy, are we in debt.
High School Teacher:
Let’s go Wreck it Ralph. Principal’s office now!
[looks straight into camera]
Always bet on Blart.