Etikettarkiv: Comedy

Gremlins

Gremlins (1984)

Kate:
Now I have another reason to hate Christmas.
Billy Peltzer:
What are you talking about?
Kate:
The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible. It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn’t home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That’s when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He’d been climbing down the chimney… his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that’s how I found out there was no Santa Claus.

Fortsätt läsa Gremlins (1984)

Analyze That

Analysera mera (2002)

Dr. Ben Sobel:
I thought you were in prison?
Jelly:
It would appear not.
Dr. Ben Sobel:
Well, well, how’d you get out?
Jelly:
I had a new trial. It turns out that the evidence in the first trial was, uh, you know, tainted.
Dr. Ben Sobel:
Oh, I see.
Jelly:
Anyway, two of the witnesses decided not to testify, uh, and the third guy, well, he commited suicide.
Dr. Ben Sobel:
Oh? How?
Jelly:
He stabbed himself in the back four times and threw himself off a bridge… very unfortunate

Fortsätt läsa Analysera mera (2002)

Nanny McPhee

Nanny McPhee (2005)

Nanny McPhee:
There is something you should understand about the way I work. When you need me but do not want me, then I must stay. When you want me but no longer need me, then I have to go. It’s rather sad, really, but there it is.
[Nanny McPhee turns around to walk out of the room, but stops once she hears Simon]

Simon Brown:
We will never want you!
Nanny McPhee:
Then I will never go.

Fortsätt läsa Nanny McPhee (2005)