Who are you? Who sent you?
Your old man did.
My dad. What did he say?
Well, I didn’t get to meet him personally. He kind of delegated your rescue. He had a big conference on the corn surplus.
You’re kidding me?
No. No, apparently, we should all be eating more corn.
About my father?
Oh, yeah. I made that other bit up.
Did he have a message for me?
Yes. You are adopted.
What do you see?
What time is it now?
Clothing Store Clerk:
We missed it.
No, we didn’t. We didn’t miss it because… you don’t know this? I know something about history that you don’t know.
I’d be very excited to learn about it, Riley.
Hold on one second, let me just take in this moment. This is cool. Is this how you feel all the time? Well, except now.
All right! What I know is that daylight savings wasn’t established until World War I. If it’s 3 p.m. now that means that in 1776 it would be 2 p.m.
Riley, you’re a genius.
If you dress like Halloween, ghouls will try to get in your pants.
Fear of heights?
Fear of falling.
Well then don’t fall!
There’s been speculation that I was involved in the events that occurred on the freeway and the rooftop…
I’m sorry, Mr. Stark, but do you honestly expect us to believe that that was a bodyguard in a suit that conveniently appeared, despite the fact that…
I know that it’s confusing. It is one thing to question the official story, and another thing entirely to make wild accusations, or insinuate that I’m a superhero.
I never said you were a superhero.
Well, good, because that would be outlandish and, uh, fantastic. I’m just not the hero type. Clearly. With this laundry list of character defects, all the mistakes I’ve made, largely public.
[whispers to Tony]
Just stick to the cards, man.
[holds up his notes and pauses]
The truth is…
[puts cards down]
I am Iron Man.
You’re talking to a 72 year-old man with high cholesterol, eating a bacon and cheddar omelet with extra cheddar. Do I look like I’m afraid of death?
You don’t want to do this.
I don’t think you’re in a position to tell me what to do or don’t what to do. You have ten seconds to change your mind.
I’ll give you five seconds to remove your hand.
Is there any questions you would like to ask?
Where’s the exit?